Monthly Archives: April 2010

Jackpot, Nevada: Three Haiku

Posted on April 30, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Desert deadlights cry electric cancer rising, this venal outpost. Arid putrescence, may the earth swallow you whole. Let no trace remain. Jackpot, Nevada: You think you’re so damn cool. Know what?  You’re not. About these ads

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The GOP Finally Getting Its Black On

Posted on April 30, 2010 by

At this point, any move by the GOP to strengthen its ties with minorities would be a welcome development. Continue reading →

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Jackpot, My Ass

Posted on April 27, 2010 by

Smaktakula manages to find the only hotel in North America without wireless internet. If Smaktakula wanted to live in Botswana he would fucking move to Botswana. You’ve made the list, Jackpot, Nevada.

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Everybody’s All-American

Posted on April 26, 2010 by

How Hard Can It Be To Be All-American? Continue reading →

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Promethean Short Short Stories: Singlewide Symphony

Posted on April 23, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Heather sat outside on a chaise in deep sweating darkness, keeping company with her old friend Jose Cuervo.  Occasionally she slapped at the mosquitoes orbiting her thighs, which shone from under cutoff Levis like marble in the moonlight. Travis couldn’t meet her eyes when he finally returned home reeking of … Continue reading →

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Promethean Times Calls For ‘Day Of Sternly-Worded Constructive Criticism’

Posted on April 21, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Many Americans think government is broken.  President Obama pushes gamely ahead with his unique brand of doe-eyed fascism, despite the increasingly vocal resistance of the American people.  Partisan rancor is de rigueur in Washington today, and Congress is only slightly … Continue reading →

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This Day In History: April 19, 1993 CE

Posted on April 19, 2010 by

On which Janet Reno hosts a killer Patriot’s Day cookout in the Lonestar State for seventy-six of her closest friends: f

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Nashville Mixed Martial Arts Fans Treated To Extra Helping Of Violence

Posted on April 19, 2010 by

Bloodsport fans are no doubt upset by the shocking brawl which erupted in the ring after a Mixed Martial Arts bout in Nashville: Promethean Times hopes that the event’s organizer will address this shameful situation.  MMA fans, many of whom … Continue reading →

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Pissing Away Money Is The New National Pastime

Posted on April 16, 2010 by

   Apparently taking to heart the concept of America spending its way out of recession, a NJ congressman is calling for a hearing regarding the use of tobacco Major League Baseball.          Rep. Frank Pallone (D-N.J.), who helms the energy and commerce health subcommittee, said … Continue reading →

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