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NIGERIAFINGER: In His Infernal Majesty’s Secret Service
By Smaktakula Editor’s Note: Readers wishing to familiarize themselves with Nigeria’s turbulent politics may wish to peruse Promethean Times’ exhaustive analysis of the situation. Shadowy Nigerian Vice President Goodluck Jonathan has assumed power following the mysterious death of President Umaru … Continue reading
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Milton Bradley Is Batshit Crazy
Milton Bradley has asked for some time off from the Seattle Mariners to focus on his personal issues. Get well soon, Dear Friend.