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Daily Archives: June 15, 2010
BP Reduced To Clutching At Silly-Straws
While BP’s ruptured well in the Gulf of Mexico continues to spew crude like Charlie Sheen on a runaway Tilt-O-Whirl, the nefarious petroleum giant’s brain trust has run bone-dry. In the early days of the crisis, BP’s Idea Men knew that to realize workable solutions, they would need to ask … Continue reading
Posted in Corporate Culture, Crime, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, National Politics, Places
Tagged Batman, BP, BP Oil Spill, brain trust, British Petroleum, Charlie Sheen, corporate douchebaggery, Deepwater Horizon, environment, first the Spice Girls and now this?, Giant Scissors, Gulf of Mexico, Macondo Blowout, nefarious petroleum giant, oh yeah 11 people died how about that?, oil, ridiculous ideas, ruptured well, Silly-Straws, that trick never works, WWBD?
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