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As If Being A Big Fatso Wasn’t Bad Enough . . .
Apparently, studies have shown that obese people have poor sexual health, despite getting less sex than their non-gelatinous counterparts. Hopefully the news that being a waddling grotesquery is not all sunshine and games will counter the media’s persistent efforts to make obesity seem … Continue reading
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Tagged big fatso, big girl, but she's got a great personality, childhood obesity, chubby chaser, crotch lobsters, fat people, gelatinous people, husky, impotence, irony, lard ass, obesity, person of size, plumper, poor self-esteem, poor sexual health, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual powerhouse, unwanted pregnancy, venereal disease, waddling grotesquery
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