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Monthly Archives: September 2010
‘Lil ‘Lil Kim Promoted
By Smaktakula Pyongyang announced recently that The Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un, son of comical despot Kim Jong-il has been made a vice-chairman of the Central Military Commission and promoted to the rank of Four Star General. Most North Korea analysts see … Continue reading
We Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys
By Smaktakula Charlie Rangel, the Democratic congressman from New York’s 15th District, is fighting for his political life. Amid a variety of ethics charges, Rangel has been forced to relinquish the chair of the House Ways and Means committee, but … Continue reading
Commercials We Do Not Like: A1 Steak Sauce
By Smaktakula A1 Steak Sauce, which first reached American shores in the late 19th Century, has become a restaurant staple. The surprisingly addictive brown sludge–which contains among other ingredients: dates, vinegar, mango chutney and apples– can be found next to … Continue reading
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Tagged 19th Century, A1 Steak Sauce, bold flavors, Canonical A1, chopped ham, Cinemax, Commercials, commercials we do not like, condiments, creepy uncles, Dick Cavett, eternal victims, European Royalty, hamburgers, Meatloaf, pervert, Showtime, sludge, sociopaths, steak, steaks, untalented stars, Where Are They Now?
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New Mexico Governor Mulls Pardon Of Legendary Mass Murderer
By Smaktakula New Mexico governor Bill Richardson, best known both for parlaying the backstabbing of Hillary Clinton into a cabinet nomination from which he was forced to withdraw as well as for growing a beard to remind potential voters that … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, History, Stupidity
Tagged beard-based ethnic pandering, Ben Hur, Billy the Kid, David Berkowitz, Emilio Estevez, Governor Bill Richardson, Henry McCarty, Hillary Clinton, Latinos, Lew Wallace, Manson Family, mass murderers, mullets, New Mexico, New Mexico Territory, Pat Garrett, Richard Speck, serial killers, Son of Sam, there's a NEW Mexico?, treachery, Typhoid Mary, William Blaine Richardson III, William H. Bonney
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Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance
By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television Workshop defended the action, noting that its executive board had reconsidered the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Music, Stupidity
Tagged censorship, Children's Television Workshop, Elmo, Elmo is a mack, Elmo's World, episode pulled, I love to count!, Katy Perry, Katy Perry's tits, kiddie shows, lewdness, muppets, prudery, Public Television, scandal, Sesame Street, sex, skankery, skonks, YouTube
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Mr. Popcorn
By Smaktakula If you’re one of the millions of people around the world who love the smell of buttery popcorn, then you owe a great deal of thanks to an unnamed Colorado man who learned a very hard lesson on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Science, Stupidity
Tagged death by popcorn, diacetyl, diacetyl-induced bronchiolitis obliterans, Dr. Cecile Rose, fat people, huffing, huffing corn, microwave popcorn, Mr. Popcorn, popcorn, popcorn disease, Popcorn Worker's Lung, stupidity, sweet sweet maize, toxins, Why am I so fat?
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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned
By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks. The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona non grata in Japan. Representatives of Japan’s immigration … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged anti-skank bigotry, bigotry, celebriskanks, cocaine, drugs, famous for nothing, Free Tibet!, Gaijin Skank!, Hilton Hotels, Ja-Ban, Japan, Japanese economy, Japanese immigration policy, Land of the Rising Sun, Las Vegas, Nevada, Paris Hilton, persona non grata, skankery, skankism, skanks, skonks, untalented stars, We're aware that the captivity of Tibet has fuck all to do with Japan, well-known whores
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Historical Figures With Unfortunate Nicknames: ‘Black Dick’ Howe
By Smaktakula Admiral Richard Howe, the 1st Earl Howe (1726-1799), led a distinguished and remarkable life. Taking to the sea at an early age, Howe fought for Great Britain in many Eighteenth Century conflicts, including the War for American Independence. … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History
Tagged 1st Earl Howe, Admiral Richard Howe, American Revolution, Black Dick, crotch rot, Great Britain, Lord Howe, Prince Harry, Prince William, Royal Navy, Rum Buggery & The Lash, STDs, Tunisian Tart, unfortunate nicknames, United Kingdom, venereal disease, War for American Independence, War with the Colonies
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