By Smaktakula
Somebody Else reddit So You Don't Have To. You're Welcome.
By voting up what is good and down those things which are not, you can ensure that only quality content finds its way to the masses, burying those weird notions and unpleasant ideas to which no right-thinking person would ever want to expose himself.
"I Know! It's Totally Great!"
"I Vote Down What I D-D-Don't Understand."
"Why Must You Pester, Dr. Grigori? You Know I Only Live For Mathematics.
"We Regard This Idea As Swollen With Truth And Sticky Goodness."
"We Employ A Similar System With Our News Media. The Big Difference Is That Instead Of "Voting You Up," You Are Allowed To Live. Otherwise They're Pretty Much The Same."
"Feel The Wrath Of Doom As I And My Techno-Posse Of Dateless Cyberninjas Silence You With Our Keyboards. FACE!"
"Because There Are Some Things Which Should Not Be Discussed. Unless You Want God To Destroy Your City Through A Natural Disaster. What? I'm Just Sayin'."
We Ache For Your Approval.
I love Reddit. One of the best sites on the web, period
We couldn’t agree more, MLeB, as you can see from our piece.