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Monthly Archives: November 2010
Meet Tardsie!
By Smaktakula Much of the hard work which makes Promethean Times such a magical family experience occurs behind the scenes. Our small, tight-knit staff is more like a family than a collection of colleagues, with the exception of our copy editor, … Continue reading
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Tagged Arturo the Copy Editor, Chicago, cliche, condoms, Coors, Coors is horse piss, Dublin, Ireland, Jamba Juice, James Joyce, Las Vegas, Mike Meyers, Pope Benedict XVI, rent boys, Rome, Saigon, Silvio Berlusconi, So Beats The Nylon Heart, Special Olympics, Tardsie, Tardsie The Backpack, Tardsie's lifelong hatred of the Irish, The Untouchables, travel reporting, Travels With Tardsie, Union Station, Vatican, Vietnam, Washington DC
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No One Loves Lucy
By Smaktakula Presenting the exculpatory piece of evidence which led to the defendant’s successful acquittal on a second-degree murder charge in The People vs. Brown.
Irish PM Admits Leprechaun Scheme ‘A Failure.’
By Smaktakula The recent news that the Irish Republic would be requesting a bailout from the EU came as a shock to many observers. As recently as ten days ago the government of Brian Cowen had strongly denied the need … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics
Tagged bailout, Brian Cowan, drunken Irishmen, Emerald Isle, EU, European Union, Fighting Irish, Gold, Guinness, IMF, Ireland, Ireland is broke, Irish financial crisis, Irish Republic, Jameson, leprechauns, Operation Lucky Charms, Shane MacGowan, Shane MacGowan is still alive!, They're magically delicious!, what's wrong with Shane's teeth?, ye stole me gold!
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Advent Of America A Pivotal Moment In Turkey History
By Smaktakula If Founding Father Benjamin Franklin had his way, the role of turkeys in American society might be very different. In writing a letter to his daughter, Franklin lamented that the eagle, rather than the turkey, was the new … Continue reading
Antimatter Discovered!
By Smaktakula Honestly, we know fuck all about this “science” they’re teaching the kids in school these days–we’re but simple folk who mind our own business and pay our taxes on time. But we get the bigger picture. In the … Continue reading
This Day In History: November 22, 1963 CE
On which Lee Harvey Oswald comes to regret sneaking into the Texas Theater without purchasing a ticket. Quick, somebody–call Ruby. He’ll know what to do.
Happy Thoughts For Friday: Dee-Vine Justice
By Smaktakula When notoriously unfriendly douchebag Reverend Fred Phelps finally shuffles off this mortal coil and meets the Almighty, wouldn’t it be super if He looked like this? Hey now, Sugartits–you ever play a game called ‘Where’s the serpent?’
Posted in Religion
Tagged Divine Justice, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God, God Hates Fags, happy thoughts, homophobia, judge not lest ye be judged, Judgement Day, religious intolerance, retribution, Reverend Fred Phelps, Sugartits, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, the Almighty, Westboro Baptist Church
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