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Katy And Russell’s Exciting Temporary Marriage
By Smaktakula Loveliest-girl-in-all-the-world Katy Perry recently married unfunny British career-killer Russell Brand in an ostentatious ceremony in India. Brand, most famous for boasting on-air about diddling the granddaughter of a British actor, is said to be hanging up his career as … Continue reading
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