By Smaktakula

Recently-discovered video footage from the 1990s shows the Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un, future comical despot of impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea, as a schoolboy.  Although by this time ‘Lil ‘Lil Kim had yet to develop his ‘Lil weight problem, from the footage it’s clear that already the larval dictator was none too cool.

It’s difficult to say what will happen when an isolated, socially inept, resentful misfit is given absolute authority over a nuclear nation, but no one can doubt that whatever happens, it will be exciting.

The Porky Pre-Potentate Got His First Taste Of Friendship When His Father Ordered These Three Old Dudes To Hang Out With Him.