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What The Hell, Bill?

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula The ‘Rabbit Attack’ mentioned here is an actual historical nonevent. ∞ Oxymoronically Yours, T. About these ads

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Posted in Celebrity, History, Politics | Tagged Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, distorting the historical record, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter attacked by rabbit, Jimmy Carter fails to bring the hostages home, Jimmy Carter gives away the Panama Canal, Jimmy Carter kills a hooker, President Carter, President Clinton, well then what is the adverbial form of 'oxymoronic?' | Leave a comment

Back In Baby’s Arms

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Fans of third-world despotism are aglow at the ominous tidings of Jean-Claude Duvalier’s return to Haiti after twenty-five years in well-deserved exile. Duvalier, better known as “Baby Doc,” came to power in 1971 upon the death of his … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, News, Politics | Tagged apologies to Patsy Cline, Barack Obama, Brother Voodoo, cliche, dictators, Duvalier dynasty, Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier, Haiti, Haitian Crisis, hereditary dictatorship, impoverished third-world backwater, Is that not what 'paradox' means?, Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier, Jobu, Major League, medically-themed despots, Pedro Cerrano, Rene Preval, Veronique Roy, voodoo despotism | 2 Comments

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