By Smaktakula
Observe:

The Judas Tree: The World's Most Treacherous Flora.

The Jesus And Mary Chain Has Saved Smaktakula's Soul On More Than One Occasion.

The Jerusalem Cricket: Our Favorite Insect.

The Jesus Lizard Is So Freaking Cool That It Walks On Water. However, If You Kill It, It Stays Dead.
It doesn’t always work:

Jesus Jones: Not So Much.
The Jerusalem Cricket scares the shit out of me. Must be an Old Testament insect.