By Smaktakula
The penis rankings are in, and the nations of the West have come up short. The United States’ result is particularly embarrassing. Although managing to avoid the lowest quadrant–populated by such sad-sack microdicks as China, India and Burma–the United States’ position is still a cause of insecurity. With Canada and Mexico both producing larger–and therefore presumably more satisfying–penises, the US will be forced to take some action to ease the pecker gap.
'That Guy's Hung Like A Columbian' Takes On New Meaning.
It is unclear whether the United States will attempt to address this inadequacy by trying to attract large penises from other parts of the globe or rather by stimulating the domestic production of more massive man-meat. Until this love-missile shortfall is addressed, the US will have a hard time showering in the world locker room with all the other countries around.
Canada is bigger than the US?! Thats BS, everyone knows its colder in Canada.
We’ll agree that it defies both conventional wisdom and common sense. But it says it in print. Stuff in print is always true!
lmfao
finally something funny
We’re glad we were finally able to make you laugh, Arlene, but America’s cock-deficit is not something to be trivialized with humor. You may think it’s perfectly okay that the penises of the Evil Ones could be larger than those in the God-Fearing West, but that’s simply not a world in which Promethean Times wants to live.
I’m Canadian
and if its colder here…just imagine where our guys really stand on size …
Pure propaganda. This is the same tripe the Canadian Penis Lobby has been feeding us for years.
we know where the beef is …