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Monthly Archives: April 2011
Moronic Song Inspires Moronic Death Threats
By Smaktakula The world has changed a great deal since Mark David Chapman was convinced by overrated teen-angst novel The Catcher in the Rye that John Lennon was a “phony” and needed to die. Although Chapman will be forever hated … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Music, News
Tagged Adam Lambert, Auto-Tune, Bono, devolution, Emil Haagerdäddi, Friday, Good Charlotte, John Hinckley Jr., John Lennon, Kirstie Alley, Kurt Cobain, Mark David Chapman, psychos, Rebecca Black, stupid people, stupid shit little girls like, Susan Boyle, The Catcher in the Rye, Twilight, untalented stars, weirdos, William Hung, Yoko Ono
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Headlines III
By Smaktakula Just the headlines, none of the content. For more Headlines fun, click here and here. Navy panel allows openly gay sailor to continue to serve ~ Sounds noble, but remember–we’re talking about the Navy. If the US Navy were … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News
Tagged American Civil War, autism, Brazil, Cape Cod, Donald Trump, Enrique Iglesias, Garey Busey, great white shark, headlines, homosexuality, Libya, Madden NFL 12, massacre, NATO, NFL, sailors, sharks, slavery, street children, US Navy, Vladimir Putin, you got a real purty mouth
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You’re Stupid. So’s Your Kid.
By Smaktakula It turns out that your baby may not be able to read after all. The tiresome do-gooders at the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood have found a new way to make the world just the teensiest bit safer: … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged A Christmas Story, activists, Baby Geniuses, Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, CCFC, Christopher Lloyd, cigarettes, do-gooders, Dr. Robert Titzer, early education, Federal Trade Commission, FTC, Kathleen Turner, learning, Lottery tickets, malt liquor, NBC, reading skills, shitty parents, smug parents, stupid people, Why am I so stupid?, Your Baby Can Read
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This Day In History April 25, 1915 CE
On which Allied forces begin the assault on the Gallipoli Peninsula which First Lord of the Admiralty, Winston Churchill, believes will knock Turkey from the war and lay bare the soft underbelly of the Central Powers. The campaign was such … Continue reading
Posted in History, Politics
Tagged 1915, Allies, ANZAC, Anzac Day, April 25th, Australia, Australian and New Zealand Army Corps, Central Powers, Dardanelles, First Lord of the Admiralty, First World War, Gallipoli, military disasters, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, New Zealand, Pyrrhic victories, that trick never works, the Great War, this day in history, Triple Alliance, Triple Entente, Turkey, Winston Churchill, World War One, WWI
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Happy Easter, Folks!
By Tardsie
Posted in Culture, Religion
Tagged animal cruelty, chocolate bunnies, Christianity, Easter, holidays, true meanings of holidays
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Saluting Lisa Ling
By Smaktakula In this era of steadily-ratcheting racial tensions, pitting humanity’s ancient tendency for clannishness against society’s current preference for enforced tolerance, it’s critical to recognize those individuals who go to great lengths to promote understanding among the races. One … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Stupidity
Tagged Asians, fun with stereotypes, journalists, Lisa Ling, stereotypes, stupid people, tolerance, Why am I so stupid?
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Puppy-Killing: Why We’re Against It
By Smaktakula Typically, we choose not to take a firm stance on controversial issues, preferring to pepper our words with outrageous half-truths and innuendo, to a large degree obfuscating our actual intent, granting us an exculpatory escape hatch of credible–or … Continue reading
Posted in Sport, Stupidity
Tagged Belgium, bloodsports, Brussels, canicide, canines, death by drowning, dogs, Guatemala, howlocaust, ignorance--it's what we do, Inuits, it's a river in the Eastern United States, puppy-killing, race, sausage factory, Senegal, sexual fetishism, South Korea, taking a stand
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