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World’s Youngest Grandmother Has Some Regrets
By Smaktakula Twenty-three-year-old Rifca Stanescu had mixed emotions regarding the coming of her first grandson. Of course she was happy for her twelve-year-old daughter on the birth of her child, but couldn’t help wishing that the girl had waited a few … Continue reading
After Osama
By Smaktakula The non-turbanned, loosely-wound portion of the world’s population was delighted to hear that inveterate nastyman Osama bin Laden was shot down like a dog, or like anything else that gets shot, really. For some this joy manifested itself … Continue reading
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