I Like Ike–But Just As Friends

By Smaktakula

Perhaps it is the aphrodisiacal rush of power which causes influential men to stray from their spouses, or it may simply be that the oversexed are compelled strive for positions of power.  Either way, the truth is the same: Great men chase a lot of tail.

34th US President Dwight D. Eisenhower was no exception.  An inveterate skonk, Ike was constantly on the hunt for beaver.  Among his many conquests, however, were some shaming defeats.  Perhaps the most ignominious of these was his failed seduction of activist Helen Keller.

Ike Thought He'd Get More Traction From The Line, "You Won't Get Pregnant If You Can't See It Coming."

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One Response to I Like Ike–But Just As Friends

  1. Thinksquad says:

    General Dwight Eisenhower, was the supreme commander of the Allied Forces in World War II, his driver was an Irish woman named, Kay Summersby. There wasn’t a plot of allied soil that they didn’t fuck on.

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