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Monthly Archives: November 2011
Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny
By Smaktakula It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor magazine. The editors of French Satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo had long sought to entice the Prophet Mohammed to bring his singular wit … Continue reading
This Day In Alternate History: Casey Anthony Killed In Prison
By Smaktakula Lowell Correctional Institute, Florida: The news of Casey Anthony’s death has been met with worldwide jubilation. This morning, guards found the 25-year-old murderess lying unconscious in the showers, face down in a rapidly spreading pool of her own … Continue reading
Coffee: Once You Go Black
By Smaktakula Today, the following clip from the classic movie Airplane! would be considered too offensive for modern theater audiences. A generation ago, before taking offense became a national trait, major motion pictures were replete with such examples of inappropriate humor. … Continue reading
Boycott Trudy’s Dog Washing Service!
By Smaktakula Join us on Friday, November 25th, 2011 in our one-day boycott of Trudy’s Dog Washing Service. For the community’s good, let’s hit this fatcat where it hurts–in her wallet! For fifteen years Trudy Schwarz has sucked the lifeblood … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged boycott, dogs, fatcats, greedy capitalists, misdirected anger, Trudy Schwarz, Trudy's Dog Washing Service
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How To Best Enjoy Your Thanksgiving
Our advice: avoid turducken.
Posted in Culture
Tagged chicken, disgusting foods, duck, Happy Holidays, Thanksgiving, turds, turducken, Turkey
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Trees: The Silent Killer
By Smaktakula Several news organizations, most notably Promethean Times, have long been skeptical of nature’s ostensibly beneficent disposition toward humanity. The popular fiction of nature is that of a homeostatic system, designed to encourage and perpetuate terrestrial life. As we have long suspected, … Continue reading
celibate national bad grammer day
By smaktakula it seems like nobody gives a care about grammer theseadays. from angry rants on internet 2 billbords 2 newspaper articles our growing grammatical dumbness is transforming into a national trate trate and not just grammer but also spelling … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged animal husbandry, grammar, grammar Nazis, If you're gonna come at Smaktakula you best bring your 'A' grammar--beyotch!, National Bad Grammar Day, November 31st, poor grammar, Rohypnol, tiresome Hitler comparisons, Why am I so stupid?, Why can't Johnny punctuate?
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Photographing Your Junk
By Smaktakula If you’re the kind of dude who photographs and then texts pictures of his genitals, we have a hint for you. Given the likelihood that your boudoir photos will someday resurface to potentially ruin your life, why not … Continue reading
