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Monthly Archives: January 2012
Promethean Times Endorses Newt Gingrich
Promethean Times’ Editorial Staff It just wouldn’t be an election cycle without some earnest gasbag telling you that this election is the most important in our lifetimes. This platitude becomes especially poignant in 2012–the most important election of our lifetimes. … Continue reading
A Gift For Your Stupid Or Friendless Child
By Smaktakula The Pet Rock, the novelty item which in the 1970s turned inventor/con-man Gary Dahl into an overnight millionaire, is back! This amazing product, which three decades ago took people a whopping six months to figure out was just … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Stupidity
Tagged brilliant scams, foolish choices, friendless losers, Intifada, pet rock, ridiculous fads, Why am I so stupid?
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Sweathogs Begin To Die Off
By Smaktakula Metuchen, NJ: Actor Robert Hegyes died in his home Thursday after apparently suffering a heart attack. The Welcome Back, Kotter star was sixty years old. Hegyes rose to fame in the 1970s playing Juan Epstein, a wiseacre Puerto Rican-Jewish street … Continue reading
Our Bad Thoughts
By Smaktakula Does it make us evil that, when stuck behind a slow-moving car with a ‘tard card (known in some parts of the country as a handicapped placard), we sometimes think, “Hey! Just because you’re a cripple doesn’t mean … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged 'tard card, Alabama, bad drivers, bad thoughts, differently-abled people, evil, handicapped people, places that suck, slow drivers
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A Hole New Way To Look At Rachael Ray
By Smaktakula Through the magic of the freezeframe, we present the following image of TV chef Rachael Ray for your viewing and photoshopping pleasure. It’s just a spelling error, folks! We’re not that crass! ∞T.
Cougars (Not The Animals) Added To Protected List
By Smaktakula No one will seriously argue that Utah is a fun place to be for any extended period–it’s hard to find a drink when you want one, there’s no access to medical marijuana, and worst of all, everybody smiles … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Corner Canyon High School, cougars, Draper, Fighting Poets, Fighting Taints, horses, hypersensitivity, Kumonaywannalayus, mascots, Political Correctness, Redskins, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sea-Monkeys, teabaggers, Utah, Washington State University, Whittier College
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Headlines XII
By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Politics, Religion
Tagged Axl Rose, bad teeth, Beyonce Knowles, Blue Ivy Carter, breasts, breastuses, California, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, Chinese Democracy, Chris Paul, Clippers, congress, Costa Concordia, death by cruise ship, dope, drugs, God, grass, headlines, hemp, Hope, inbreeding, Japan, Jay-Z, marijuana, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Nakh-Nakh the Pig, pederasts, pot, Powerball, reefer, Rick Santorum, schadenfreude, sweet sweet cheeba, taint, Teen Mom, Vladimir Putin, weed
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The One Good Reason To Learn Latin
By Smaktakula It may be comforting to know exactly what Fr. Cochran is whispering in your ear.
Abortion: Little Women
By Smaktakula In its 1973 landmark decision, Roe v. Wade, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion. This decision gave women control of their own reproductive choices, and freed them from the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged abortion, China, hypocrisy, India, no consequences, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Roe v. Wade, sex-selective abortion, sexual politics, Supreme Court, unwanted children
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