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By Smaktakula

We’ve done our fair share highlighting sucky jobs, such as jizzmastre,  narco or any position with Walmart, but here’s an employment opportunity sure to delight heterosexual men and gay women alike: supermodel ass-lotion attendant.

And Since You're Not Tied To A Desk, You Get Plenty Of Exercise. You Don't Want To Be Worrying About Your Own Ass When So Much Is On The Line.

You have to love what you do. ∞ T.