Awesome Jobs: Ass Valet

By Smaktakula

We’ve done our fair share highlighting sucky jobs, such as jizzmastre,  narco or any position with Walmart, but here’s an employment opportunity sure to delight heterosexual men and gay women alike: supermodel ass-lotion attendant.

And Since You're Not Tied To A Desk, You Get Plenty Of Exercise. You Don't Want To Be Worrying About Your Own Ass When So Much Is On The Line.

You have to love what you do. ∞ T.
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6 Responses to Awesome Jobs: Ass Valet

  1. lorrelee1970 says:

    Really? Quite a job to have.

  2. I wouldn’t mind if the ass was a buff, heterosexual MALE one, but straight dudes generally don’t show their buncakes in public. Most straight dudes have what is known as the “wall-butt” syndrome anyway, which is why they keep their sweet cheeks carefully covered in layers of whitey-tighties and baggy jeans. So, sadly, for the straight man (and the straight woman who dreams that ’80’s style tight jeans and/or Spandex for men would come back in vogue,) very little external ass-maintenance is required.

  3. The Hook says:

    I though my job sucked at times!

  4. boomiebol says:

    Interesting job :).

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