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Daily Archives: March 26, 2012
Plain High Drifter
By Smaktakula Tardsie has missed his last two check-ins. Although we’ve temporarily lost contact with the intrepid knapsack, we remind readers that Tardsie is a seasoned traveler, who’s no doubt having so much fun that he forgot to check in. … Continue reading
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Tagged North Dakota, places that suck, South Dakota, Travels With Tardsie, unlivable places
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Dispatches From Nowhere
By Smaktakula We didn’t create Promethean Times so that we could do things the easy way. We believe first and foremost in solid reporting and fierce investigative journalism. It’s no great feat to cover the news in exotic locales like … Continue reading