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Daily Archives: May 29, 2012
Emmanuel Lewis: The Antigary
By Smaktakula Diminutive former child stars Emmanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman are often mentioned in the same sentence. At first glance, the similarities seem obvious: both were stunted African-American Eighties sitcom stars prized for their cuteness. And when their respective … Continue reading
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Tagged former child stars, African-Americans, Gary Coleman, Whatchootalkinboutwillis?, Diff'rent Strokes, famous short people, Emmanuel Lewis, Utah, skonks, man-whores, Lolcats, shitty TV shows, TV, adorable, short people, Michael Jackson, small black actor, Clark Atlanta University, karate, Brooke Shields, King of Pop, Webster, death by hooker, death by gun, baby bunnies, diminutive skonks, evil alternate universe, Antigary, The Biggest 40 Inches in Hollywood, Emmanuel is the Antigary
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Diff’rent Strokes Curse Remains With Work Undone
By Smaktakula Diff’rent Strokes proved an instant hit with TV audiences in September of 1978. The Norman Lear sitcom about Harlem orphans falling into the lap of luxury was anchored by veteran stage actor Conrad Bain, and featured promising child … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged a very special episode, A-Team, America's inability to say NO, Arnold Jackson, Bad Terminator, boob job, breast implants, bulimia, Celebrity Death Watch, cooze, Cultural Folk Hero, Dana Plato, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes Curse, drugs, Emmanuel is the Antigary, Emmanuel Lewis, famous catchphrases, famous short people, famous virgins, Gary Coleman, Harlem, Hello Larry!, Johnnie Cochran, jumping the shark, Just Say No!, Kimberly Drummond, Knight Rider, lesbians, Moore, Mr. T, Nancy Reagan, New York, Norman Lear, obscure celebrities, Oklahoma, Playboy, porno movies, redemption, Shannon Price, small black actor, soft-core, spank mags, Tötyl Hömö, Tötyl Hömö may just be the best band name ever, Terminator 2, The Facts of Life, Todd Bridges, unremitting virginity, Vanilla Ice, Where Are They Now?, Willis Jackson
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PT Classics!
By Tardsie You so lucky! Smaktakula is staring down the barrel of a loaded deadline, finishing a project which sadly, draws him from his Promethean Times’ duties. As we speak the gifted writer is ensconced–as he has been for the … Continue reading
