Daily Archives: May 30, 2012

Deadlines, Or Why I Hate Audiobooks

By Smaktakula Pray that again I never shall find, Something quite so much a grind. Task upon toil  for hours untold, My sonorous voice … Sorry to break the moment, but I wanted to mention that, since you never get … Continue reading

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We Noticed: Beauty

By Smaktakula A woman who believes herself beautiful most often is. A woman who proclaims herself “Hot” is very frequently a vile skank, and at the very best, Ms. Right Now.

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Amish v. Amish: Beardwars!

By Smaktakula Although originating in 16th Century Switzerland, the Amish have become a particularly American institution. The Amish remain America’s last primitive people now that gambling dollars have ushered Native Americans into the 21st Century. These simple folk are known … Continue reading

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