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Monthly Archives: June 2012
By Smaktakula Look–you can read the articles if you want, but we get all we need to know from the headlines. Cher ticks off Australian city ~ Heretofore merely a domestic shame, the braying pop-relic has transcended the bonds of regional … Continue reading
Reblogged from Frankly, my dear: Today I bring you a post of unbelievable awesomeness. You’ve read his blog. You’ve wondered about the real man behind the mysterious, enigmatic humorist… today, I disclose scandalous tales of drunkenness, debauchery and an affinity … Continue reading
On which, in an unlikely Balkan backwater, a Serbian crazyman formally inaugurates the 20th Century with a bang. *** *** If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Here’s why: We found a place we think you’re really gonna like–they did a whole segment about it on 60 Minutes. ∞ T.
By Smaktakula Mary Worth is a nosy old bitch. Someone had to say it. This fabulously wealthy widow with too much time on her hands has been ruining lives since the Roosevelt Era.
By Smaktakula Typically, we choose not to take a firm stance on controversial issues, preferring to pepper our words with outrageous half-truths and innuendo, to a large degree obfuscating our actual intent, granting us an exculpatory escape hatch of credible–or … Continue reading
By Tardsie I taught at an after-school clinic in Southern California for a while after I graduated college. The pay blew ass, but to this day it remains the job I have most enjoyed doing, and in which I believe … Continue reading