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Monthly Archives: June 2012
Headlines: 06.29.12
By Smaktakula Look–you can read the articles if you want, but we get all we need to know from the headlines. Cher ticks off Australian city ~ Heretofore merely a domestic shame, the braying pop-relic has transcended the bonds of regional … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics
Tagged Amelia Earhart, Australia, Bashar al-Assad, Cher, China, Egypt, Ethiopia, headlines, Home Depot, Kim Kardashian, Michael Bloomberg, New York, porn, RFK, Sirhan Sirhan, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Stonehenge, Syria, the French, TSA, Uganda, Why am I so stupid?
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Blogger Interview: Talking Smak...
Reblogged from Frankly, my dear: Today I bring you a post of unbelievable awesomeness. You’ve read his blog. You’ve wondered about the real man behind the mysterious, enigmatic humorist… today, I disclose scandalous tales of drunkenness, debauchery and an affinity … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
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This Day In History: June 28, 1914 CE
On which, in an unlikely Balkan backwater, a Serbian crazyman formally inaugurates the 20th Century with a bang. *** *** If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, History, Politics
Tagged 1914, Archduke, Austria, Austro-Hungarian Empire, backwater shithole, Balkans, death by gun, Dulce Et Decorum Est, famous Austrians, First World War, Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, June 28, places that suck, Sarajevo, smooth move Ex-Lax, The War To End All Wars, this day in history, Wilfred Owen, WWI
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Why Mom And Dad Will Spend Their Golden Years In A Substandard Nursing Home
By Smaktakula Here’s why: We found a place we think you’re really gonna like–they did a whole segment about it on 60 Minutes. ∞ T.
Posted in Culture
Tagged child abuse, childhood humiliations, getting back at mom and dad, shitty parents, so sad, thanks a lot mom
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Convenient Truths: Comic Strips
By Smaktakula Mary Worth is a nosy old bitch. Someone had to say it. This fabulously wealthy widow with too much time on her hands has been ruining lives since the Roosevelt Era.
Puppy Killing: Why We’re Against It
By Smaktakula Typically, we choose not to take a firm stance on controversial issues, preferring to pepper our words with outrageous half-truths and innuendo, to a large degree obfuscating our actual intent, granting us an exculpatory escape hatch of credible–or … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: A Lesson From Smart-Mouth Eddie
By Tardsie I taught at an after-school clinic in Southern California for a while after I graduated college. The pay blew ass, but to this day it remains the job I have most enjoyed doing, and in which I believe … Continue reading
Warning Labels Weaken The Nation!
By Smaktakula Natural selection is the process by which external forces eliminate nature’s weaker elements, leaving a more genetically advantageous stock to breed. This phenomenon is experienced throughout the animal kingdom, not only by simple creatures like sea anemones, butterflies and … Continue reading
