By Smaktakula
Were you expecting charts and hard numbers? Facts only slow us down; we ride ad hominem here.
What do you care, anyway? You're not from Belgium, and probably don't speak a word of Belgish.
Some Famous Belgians:
During his one and only visit to Belgium, a Flemish cop made Smaktakula's girlfriend cry. True story. ∞T.
This post gets so much love that we just had to reblog it. Remember, friends--everything you read on Promethean Times is 100% true.
I’m sure the comments on this post brought you close to orgasm. I can see why you reblogged it. In fact, so enjoyable were the responses, I don’t even remember the actual post. But as I recall, the Muscles from Brussels was mysteriously absent. Then again, bad acting alone doesn’t make one evil. Neither do his lovely pecs…
‘Close to?’
My apologies. I shouldn’t have underestimated you.