Were you expecting charts and hard numbers? Facts only slow us down; we ride ad hominem here.
What do you care, anyway? You're not from Belgium, and probably don't speak a word of Belgish.
Some Famous Belgians:
During his one and only visit to Belgium, a Flemish cop made Smaktakula's girlfriend cry. True story. ∞T.
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