Daily Archives: June 18, 2012

Pitiable Novelty Rapper Not Dead After All

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Fans of music and of culture in general were shocked by the news that tiresome rapper/plagiarist Vanilla Ice still lives. The music world had been abuzz in recent days over happy rumors that the grating space-waster had died, … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Music | Tagged Celebrity Death Watch, death by a vengeful God, douchebaggery, Queen, rumors we wish were true, untalented stars, Vanilla Ice, Where Are They Now?, Why God? Why? | 19 Comments

True Facts: Sea Salt

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Not many people know that the unique taste and healthful properties of sea salt come entirely from a surprisingly delicious infusion of fish ass. Put that on your roasted hemp seeds, hippies! ∞ T.

Posted in Science, Stupidity | Tagged don't hate us because we're ignorant, outright lies, sea salt, seriously--hippies are odious, sweet sweet fish ass, true facts | 13 Comments

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