Today I bring you a post of unbelievable awesomeness. You've read his blog. You've wondered about the real man behind the mysterious, enigmatic humorist... today, I disclose scandalous tales of drunkenness, debauchery and an affinity with tyrants, despots and Philip Seymour Hoffman... behold the redoubtable Smaktakula. (If you haven't read his blog already, you should immediately face palm yourself with a shovel.
Recently, Cakes & Shakes over at Frankly, My Dear interviewed Smaktakula. If you've ever wanted to know what Smaktakula's teeth were like or what he'd do with a time machine, there's NEVER been a better opportunity!
I wonder if it was really you in that hotel room, and you invented some some sort of Fight Club alter ego persona to deal with it.
Damn shoulder fetishists.
You may be right–but I’d blocked it out. In looking back, I think I’m the one in the bra and panties!
Bravo, sir! I had not expected that response. Well played indeed.
So now I’ll have to watch “Eurotrip” and see how much more highbrow it is than “Dumb & Dumber.” And glad to learn you have a perfect set of teeth. I would’ve thought they’d all be knocked out by now. Then again, you didn’t sat they were real…
Yes, the dental craft has progressed in recent years. My husband’s upper front teeth are all implants (yes, he is a wise ass and he did get his nose broken and jaw broken a few times as a young punk) and you’d never know it unless he told you.
And for those of us who are poor but still vain about dentition, here’s The Hillbilly Teeth Store- slide in veneers for $34.95!
http://www.thehillbillyteethstore.com/A-Secure-Instant-Smile-Kit-_p_10.html
I have so many other things jacked up with my physical body, but I am the only person in my entire family with straight, intact, white, natural teeth. A little something to be thankful for!
I, too, possess all of my original teeth, though quite a few are marred by silver. But at least now I know where’s I can get me some falsies if the need arises. And for a swell price, too!
Well, if your family is ever involved in a big, newsworthy event, it’s probably a given that you’ll be the spokesperson.
I would rock those hillbilly teeth with a surfeit of style.”Hey Ladies, wanna see me open a bottle of sody pop with my teefuses?”
The one time my teeth took a serious thrashing, my braces kept them anchored in, fortunately. Eurotrip leaves Dumb & Dumber writhing in its own filth.
We’ll see about that…
I salute you, sir! When I was in grad school I did a paper on the Order of Smaktakula, but for some reason I never got the connection to you until I saw this interview. And now I guess I’ll have to watch Eurotrip.
Like an opera or a great baseball game, long stretches of worthlessness are punctuated by moments of transcendent brilliance. For anyone who has ever longed to kick a street performer square in the nuts, this is the film!