Let me first start off by saying, that if any of you haven't read the Promethean Times, you should give them a shot, they are very funny and satirical. Which he usually puts out new articles Monday through Friday, but then on the weekends we go through withdraws. Now that being said, we met the now famous writer, Smaktakula, while in our senior year of High School, if you can imagine, gas was under a buck, the Berlin Wall was being torn down, the first season of the Simpsons was airing, the World Series was delayed for 10 days due to an earthquake, Lyle and Erik Menendez shoot their wealthy parents to death, the Tiananmen Square massacre takes place in Beijing, the Ayatollah Khomeini dies in Iran, the Exxon Valdez oil spill, just to name a few.
Trust me: Dicks were involved with EVERYTHING.
It’s scientific fact.
Ah, the 80′s- when Reagan was President, the air was dirty but sex was clean, and I couldn’t get lucky to save my life. So dicks, sadly, weren’t involved with me.
That might not be a bad thing–it seems like that’s when everybody was catching AIDS. Likewise, as a dateless wonder throughout high school, I missed most of that scourge.
Seriously…dicks require very little encouragement to get involved.
That’s actually profound. A bit vulgar (you know we don’t mind that), but profound. I’ll have to tell my boys that before they ship off to college.