Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars?
A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty.
The myriad intricacies of the English language allow for a kind of magic. We’ll demonstrate this through the following verbal feat, in which by the addition of a single adjective, we’ll transform a conversation-killing question into a social icebreaker.
Don’t pop this question when you’re standing around the water cooler:
“Why is my dog smarter than a woman?”
Try this one instead:
“Why is my dog smarter than a blond woman?”
Have you ever noticed how you can tell blonde jokes in any kind of company, but the moment you even suggest that blond-haired, blue-eyed people are examples of genetic perfection, the party suddenly goes quiet? Man, that is awkward.