By Smaktakula
Back in the early 1990s, it seemed like German tourists in America couldn't catch a break. It's hard to forget the spate of Miami slayings that had America's German community on edge, and which prompted this publication to propose as a final solution to the crisis the immediate round-up of German nationals so that they could be sequestered for their own protection, and thereby gain a sort of freedom from their troubles through work.
More fun with our European friends!
If I ever get caught wearing lederhosen like that, perhaps I’ll deserve a bolt of lightening…
I think it’s unlikely that you’ll be wearing lederhosen. Despite the confusion caused by the name lederhosen, they’re actually for the lederBROsen.
Oh how I amuse myself.
Well, eventually we all die alone, so self-amusement is a good trait to have. How’s that for macabre…
Oof! Hello Mary Sunshine!
Well, with the gray sky and rain all day, that’s all I could muster.
I’d have thought inflicting Hasselhoff on them was just about enough…