Only Nixon Could Go To China

By Tardsie

So I’m temporarily employed once again, but this time I’ve found a new niche.

There’s this thing I do with my mouth that drives the boys wild. ∞ T.
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29 Responses to Only Nixon Could Go To China

  1. Carrie Rubin says:

    And I thought I was weird…

  2. Well, at least when the unemployment rate ticks down slightly in next months reports, we’ll all know whom to thank.
    So, do you get dental with that gig?

  3. El Guapo says:

    I just want to know why you’re wearing a shirt that makes it look like your breasts have eyebrows.
    And if that’s a Royals cap, they haven’t been the same since George Brett retired.

    (If you are in fact working in front of the cameras, be safe and have fun.)
    (If not, then be safe and have fun.)

    • Smaktakula says:

      What a terrible thing to say–I’ll have you know that I’m very proud of my breast-brows. I keep them trimmed just so!

      I agree with you vis-a-vis the Royals and Mr. Brett. I’ve actually been to a Royals-Yankees game at Kauffman Stadium in KC. But it’s actually a Tacoma Rainiers (AAA club for the Mariners) cap.

    • calahan says:

      I kept wondering if he was wearing a shirt emblazoned with the face of Grimace. Those look like Grimace’s eyebrows.

      • Smaktakula says:

        They do, don’t they? However, they are the eyebrows of that tasty and terrifying home-invading soft-drink given hideous life, Kool-Aid Man.

  4. Oh, really, truly? I’m not laughing. But, I’m still wondering.

  5. whiteladyinthehood says:

    Ahem…I HAVE been wondering where you’ve been lately…

  6. Smaktakula, starring in… Smack-tacular!!!!

  7. calahan says:

    I’m happy for you, man. An acting gig is an acting gig, am I right?

  8. I’m not a jerk. You’re not a jerk. The economy’s the jerk (or, jerk-off).

    • Smaktakula says:

      Well, I’ll second that. However, I should say that my recent vocational choice was prompted as much by by curiosity and the challenge of the work than by financial concerns. Having said that, I do hope it proves lucrative.

  9. Brigitte says:

    I’m not cool enough to get this but I hope to hell you’re kidding. (Ignore the same anonymous comment). Argh! Sound of frustration not a porn sound. Ew

    • Smaktakula says:

      Argh! wouldn’t be a very pleasant porn sound I think.

      No, I’m not kidding, but we both know you’re plenty cool. I think you know what I do professionally, yes? Well, now I’ve added gay porn to my resume.

  10. Luddy's Lens says:

    Yeah, but you’re pro’ly just the understudy, so you still don’t *really* have the cred.

  11. unfetteredbs says:

    uh.. congrats?!?

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