Author Archives: Smaktakula

Headlines: In Which No Puppies Were Harmed Or Abducted

By Smaktakula In which, armed with nothing more than a severely attenuated attention span and an ignorance both boundless and sublime, we respond to the news headlines of the day without bothering to first read the articles. *** Puppy survives after being … Continue reading

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Profiles in Loutishness

By Tardsie Ever wonder just how a gentleman should never act? I nailed it one time. All these years later, I still cringe. ♥ T.

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Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Tomorrow

By Tardsie   Through no fault of my own, my brain is hardwired for optimism. I’ve been this way as long as I can remember. I tend to believe that things in my life will generally play out favorably, and that … Continue reading

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Mea Culpa: 55 Cent

By Tardsie In which amends cannot be made. Note: Any comments about my headwear will rightly taken as an insult to my proud cultural heritage and an affront to the land of my fathers. And you should know that, historically, those people … Continue reading

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Goat Mayo

By Tardsie Or why I’m such a good time to be around.

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Headlines: More News We Don’t Understand

By Smaktakula *** Ass-Talking! Ignorance! Intellectual Laziness! In which we respond to real headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Why nobody calls when you apply for a job ~ Because–and I mean this in the nicest way possible–you … Continue reading

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The Aging Gunslinger

By Tardsie I drank a lot when I was younger. Too much, I guess. I enjoyed the consciousness-altering aspect of  booze, and for a while, there was a novelty to getting fucked-up. When, as is the nature of novelty, it … Continue reading

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