Category Archives: Culture

Headlines: More News We Don’t Understand

By Smaktakula *** Ass-Talking! Ignorance! Intellectual Laziness! In which we respond to real headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Why nobody calls when you apply for a job ~ Because–and I mean this in the nicest way possible–you … Continue reading

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Untruth & Consequences: Debriefing

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By Tardsie It’s In Here Somewhere…. In which a conclusion is drawn, many “umms” and “y’knows” are uttered, and the author’s resemblance to Greta Van Susteren becomes painfully obvious. Further Reading: Mama said wisely, “A…

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Promethean Times Questions Existence Of Sri Lanka

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By Smaktakula Much Like Oz Or Atlantis, This Mythical Land Has Inspired The Imagination For Over 50 Years. In recent months, international news has been replete with stories about Sri Lanka, from the hot and…

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PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign

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By Smaktakula If You Live Here, We Have Something To Say That You Won’t Like Very Much. We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty…

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On Proper Behavior While At The Theater

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By Tardsie Ever been banned for life from a movie theater? Join the club.

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The Sinister Secret Of Southpaws

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By Smaktakula …Or We’ll KEEP You Right. Regardless of your willingness to take a hard, long look at the truth, the fact remains that humanity is beset by an insidious societal blight which affects as…

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Your First World Problems In Perspective

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By Smaktakula Despite Being Good All Year, Smaktakula Received Only A $25 Gift Card From Bed, Bath & Beyond. Where The Fuck Is His Benefit Concert? You didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas and it sucks…

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