Category Archives: Holiday

Revealed: Why John Adams Became President

By Smaktakula 1) He couldn’t play guitar. 2) Unlike his cousin Sam, a successful brewer to this day, he had no marketable skills. 3) His career as a psychic proved a bust when he made well-publicized but shitty predictions like this … Continue reading

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This Day In History: July 2, 1776 CE

On which the Founding Fathers tell the tyrant King George III what he can do with his onerous taxes and hated Redcoats.

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Remember America’s Fallen By Making A Purchase

By Smaktakula It has become easy to think of Memorial Day as simply a time to squeeze in that last vacation before summer comes to an abrupt and aching end, an excuse to drive somewhere and there to cook a piece of meat, … Continue reading

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A Foul, Yet Affordable Rolling Bedlam

What’s worse than bus travel? Dying en route. Continue reading

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Unemployment Benefits Extended: Lazy Bastards Rejoice

    

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Happy Independence Day!

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Happy Mother’s Day!

Picture and idea courtesy of the delightful Cute Overload.

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Closed For Repairs

Smaktakula is off today.  Promethean Times will return as scheduled tomorrow.

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Happy Thoughts To Make Good Friday A GREAT Friday

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WORLD OF HELLO KITTY!!! IS SUPER-SMASH PREMIER

Promethean Times is now WORLD OF HELLO KITTY Continue reading

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