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Revealed: Why John Adams Became President
By Smaktakula 1) He couldn’t play guitar. 2) Unlike his cousin Sam, a successful brewer to this day, he had no marketable skills. 3) His career as a psychic proved a bust when he made well-publicized but shitty predictions like this … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, History, Holiday, Humor, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships, Satire
Tagged guitar, Independence Day, John Adams, July 2nd, July 4th, lame presidents, marketable skills, President Adams, Samuel Adams, shitty psychics, Thomas Jefferson
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This Day In History: July 2, 1776 CE
On which the Founding Fathers tell the tyrant King George III what he can do with his onerous taxes and hated Redcoats.
Posted in Culture, History, Holiday, Mythology, National Events, People, Relationships, Social Networking
Tagged 1776, all men are created equal, Declaration of Independence, Founding Fathers, Great Britain, Independence Day, John Hancock, July 2nd, July 4th, King George III, liberty, Liberty Hall, Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Redcoats, taxation without representation, this day in history, Thomas Jefferson, United States of America
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Remember America’s Fallen By Making A Purchase
By Smaktakula It has become easy to think of Memorial Day as simply a time to squeeze in that last vacation before summer comes to an abrupt and aching end, an excuse to drive somewhere and there to cook a piece of meat, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, History, Holiday, Mythology, National Events, North America
Tagged $$$, America's fallen, Blame Arturo!, capitalism, end of summer, Labor Day, Mammon, Memorial Day, merchandise, sacrifice, shining city on a hill, some gave all, stars & stripes, summer sales, the terrorists win, true meanings of holidays, United States of America
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Happy Independence Day!
Posted in Cinema, Culture, History, Holiday, Mythology
Tagged 4th of July, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, hooks, Independence Day, July 4th, Live and Let Die, prosthetics, Tee Hee
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Happy Mother’s Day!
Picture and idea courtesy of the delightful Cute Overload.
Posted in Critters, Culture, Holiday, People
Tagged Cute Overload, Love You Mom, Miss You Mom, Mom, Mother's Day, opossums
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Closed For Repairs
Smaktakula is off today. Promethean Times will return as scheduled tomorrow.
Posted in General Foolishness, Holiday
Tagged day off, Free Clinic, vacation, VD, venereal disease
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Happy Thoughts To Make Good Friday A GREAT Friday
Posted in General Foolishness, Holiday, Humor, People
Tagged Good Friday, happy thoughts, India, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, sniper
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WORLD OF HELLO KITTY!!! IS SUPER-SMASH PREMIER
Promethean Times is now WORLD OF HELLO KITTY Continue reading
