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Revealed: Why John Adams Became President
By Smaktakula 1) He couldn’t play guitar. 2) Unlike his cousin Sam, a successful brewer to this day, he had no marketable skills. 3) His career as a psychic proved a bust when he made well-publicized but shitty predictions like this … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, History, Holiday, Humor, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships, Satire
Tagged guitar, Independence Day, John Adams, July 2nd, July 4th, lame presidents, marketable skills, President Adams, Samuel Adams, shitty psychics, Thomas Jefferson
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This Day In History: July 2, 1776 CE
On which the Founding Fathers tell the tyrant King George III what he can do with his onerous taxes and hated Redcoats.
Posted in Culture, History, Holiday, Mythology, National Events, People, Relationships, Social Networking
Tagged 1776, all men are created equal, Declaration of Independence, Founding Fathers, Great Britain, Independence Day, John Hancock, July 2nd, July 4th, King George III, liberty, Liberty Hall, Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Redcoats, taxation without representation, this day in history, Thomas Jefferson, United States of America
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Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing
By Smaktakula Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, General Foolishness, National Events, People, Crime, Social Networking, Relationships, Scandal, North America
Tagged California, skankery, molestation, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, coming of age, Mrs. Robinson, The Graduate, Christine Shreeve Hubbs, cougars, sexual predators, sex and firearms, double standards, hot sex offenders, nice job Mom, Coo Coo Ca-Choo!
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Man, The Discovery Channel Really Pissed That Guy Off
By Smaktakula Self-loathing nutjob James Lee stormed into the Discovery Channel offices Wednesday looking for justice. Instead, the environmental radical bumbled his way into a delicious pile of irony. Lee’s apparent purpose was to serve as a sort of homicidal … Continue reading
Posted in Corporate Culture, Crime, Critters, Culture, General Foolishness, Justice, National Events, North America, People, Relationships, Terrorism
Tagged assfaces who write manifestos, batshit crazy, crazy people, death by sniper, Discovery Channel, douchebaggery, environmentalism, James Lee, James Lee was batshit crazy, loveless loners, Old Yeller, Shark Week, Terrorism
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Jimmy Carter Makes Modest Headway In Ongoing Bid For Historical Relevance
By Smaktakula Historical footnote Jimmy Carter has managed to secure the release of Aijalon Gomes from North Korea. Gomes had been sentenced to eight years hard labor under the autocratic regime of the dying, but still comically despotic Kim Jong-il. … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Crime, History, International Relations, Justice, National Events, People, Politics, Relationships, World Affairs
Tagged Aijalon Gomes, Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, comical despots, do-gooders, Euna Lee, Habitat For Humanity, historical footnote, historical footnotes, hostages freed, I just called 'em both 'LingLee.', ineffectual presidents, Jimmy Carter, Kim Jong-il, Laura Ling, North Korea, one-termers, President Carter, President Clinton, skonks, Slick Willy
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Feud With Manson Family Now Officially A ‘Beef’
By Smaktakula Corcoran State Prison, California: Messianic fantasist Charles Manson is said to be upset with website Promethean Times over some material which appeared on the site. On August 17th, Promethean Times published an article entitled Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Family … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Drug Culture, General Foolishness, Music, Mythology, People, Prison Culture, Relationships, Social Networking
Tagged Abigail Folger, California, Charles Manson, Charlie, Charlie Manson is batshit crazy, comical spelling errors, Corcoran State Prison, crazy fucker, crazy people, cult leaders, Helter Skelter, Irene Folstrom, Manson Family, mass murderers, mental illness, Tate-Labianca Murders
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