Category Archives: Social Networking

This Day In History: July 2, 1776 CE

On which the Founding Fathers tell the tyrant King George III what he can do with his onerous taxes and hated Redcoats. About these ads

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Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing

By Smaktakula Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys.  Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home … Continue reading

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Feud With Manson Family Now Officially A ‘Beef’

By Smaktakula Corcoran State Prison, California:  Messianic fantasist Charles Manson is said to be upset with website Promethean Times over some material which appeared on the site.  On August 17th, Promethean Times published an article entitled Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Family … Continue reading

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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part II: The War To End All Whores

By Smaktakula After issuing a string of denials over the past several weeks, the White House abruptly reversed itself yesterday, admitting the existence of Presidential Policy Directive 24601.  This admission ends the mounting speculation regarding the anti-skank directive, dubbed ‘Hobegon‘ by some in the … Continue reading

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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part I: Twilight Of The Strumpets

By Smaktakula The 21st Century promises to be a cold one for women of easy virtue.  Harlots, hos, sluts, wayward girls, hussies (both brazen and wanton), tramps, Run-Around Sues, bad girls, seductresses, chickenheads, homewreckers, libertines, gold diggers, skanks, loose women, hose-monsters, skeezers, camp tramps, … Continue reading

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Connubial Turkey Shoot

By Smaktakula On a day which, barring one regrettable action, would have ranked among the best in his life, Tevfik Altin’s world quite suddenly turned to shit.  By the time the sun had set, this Turkish newlywed found that he was not only a patricide, … Continue reading

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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Family Matters

By Smaktakula If you ever find yourself forced to make small talk with wacky cult leader and would-be-Messiah Charles Manson, it’s probably best not to mention the Beatles unless you’ve got the time to hang out for a while.

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A Great New Way To Make Mom And Dad Pay For What They Did

By Smaktakula Why not get inked by tiresome former celebrity and citizen of Clan Arquette, David A. Cox?    Well, you know what, Mom?  Maybe if you’d bought me Red Power Ranger with the light-up eyes and collectible key chain for Christmas 1999 like I asked you … Continue reading

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Eine Kleine Snatchmusik

The secret to her creativity is Lady Vajayjay. Continue reading

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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: The Bluff

By Smaktakula     On those occasions when you manage to bluff someone into telling you something by acting like you know more than you really do, and then he asks you, When did you find out?–resist the temptation to be the smirking A-Hole … Continue reading

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