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Meg: A Clear And Present Danger To The Golden State
By Smaktakula When Promethean Times first commented on the phenomenon of kids using nutmeg as a recreational hallucinogen (see Sweet Lady Meg), we believed–perhaps foolishly–that these were isolated incidents, and that the so-called ‘nutmeg epidemic’ would evaporate, as with Jenkem … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Health, People, Places
Tagged acid, California, drugs, Golden State, hallucinogens, LSD, marijuana legalization, Meg, Meg 2010, Meg Griffin, reefer, spice rack highs, sweet lady meg, sweet sweet cheeba, the Spice, weed
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Stuff You Probably Didn’t Know About Wilford Brimley
By Smaktakula Got his acting start with an uncredited role in John Wayne’s True Grit. Once worked as a bodyguard for playboy-turned-recluse Howard Hughes. Is an unabashed supporter of cockfighting.
Posted in Cinema, Critters, Culture, General Foolishness, Health, Hollywood, People
Tagged cockfighting, DIABEETUS, Diabetes, Diabetes Cat, Howard Hughes, It's the right thing to do, John Wayne, True Grit, Wilford Brimley
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Unsettling Urban Legend Springs To Hideous Life
By Smaktakula When longtime emphysema-sufferer Ron Sveden complained of chest pains, doctors immediately feared the worst. X-ray data seemed to support these concerns, revealing a small dark spot on one of Sveden’s lungs. The doctors gave the 75 year-old the bad news: … Continue reading
Posted in Critters, Culture, Health, Mythology, National Events, People, Plantlife
Tagged cancer, decrepit old men, emphysema, grody, invasive organisms, legumes, lungs, medical horrors, parasites, pea sprout in lung, peas, Ron Sveden, sinister legume, spider eggs in envelope glue, urban legend, urban legends, wacky ideas, zombie-like pod person
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A Great New Way To Make Mom And Dad Pay For What They Did
By Smaktakula Why not get inked by tiresome former celebrity and citizen of Clan Arquette, David A. Cox? Well, you know what, Mom? Maybe if you’d bought me Red Power Ranger with the light-up eyes and collectible key chain for Christmas 1999 like I asked you … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Cinema, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Health, Hollywood, People, Social Networking
Tagged attention-seeking behavior, bad decisions, caveat emptor, Chicago, citizen of Clan Arquette, crazy fucker, crazy people, Dad, daddy issues, David A. Cox, David Arquette, Did Courtney Cox lose a bet?, foolish choices, gettin' inked, getting back at mom and dad, ink, Mom, obscure celebrities, tats, tattoos, tiresome anachronism, untalented stars
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Sweet Lady Meg
By Smaktakula In years past, degenerate types seeking a new high would have to work for it. Forced either to rely on the often-dubious advice of older siblings or else trust their luck to trial and error, this avenue of experimentation … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, National Events, Prison Culture
Tagged a date with Margaret, cheap thrills, dancing with Meg, druggies, drugs, drugs you didn't know were drugs, hallucinogens, hopheads, huffing, inhalants, instant gratification, legal drugs, Margaret, marijuana, Meg, megheads, nutmeg, psychoactive drugs, Robitoastin', Robitussin DM, spice rack highs, stoners, sweet lady meg, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, the Spice, trippin' balls, tripping, wastrels
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Happy Thoughts For Tuesday: Thank God Michael Lohan Isn’t Your Dad
By Smaktakula In the tradition of such illustrious space-wasters as Brian “Kato” Kaelin and Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, unctuous pimp Michael Lohan has managed to keep food in his belly by crafting a persona famous for being semi-famous. Lohan, no doubt a subscriber to the maxim, “All Roads … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Hollywood, National Events, People, Relationships, Scandal, Social Networking, Television
Tagged avoiding responsibility, Bitch better have my money, bottom bitch, Branson, Brian Kaelin, Calcutta, cockroach, Dina Lohan, douchebaggery, famous for nothing, fare-dodgers, Fifteen Minutes of Fame, Frank Kapra, gaywads, gold digger, happy thoughts, India, It's A Wonderful Life, K-Fed, Kato Kaelin, Kevin Federline, LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!, LiLo, Lindbergh Baby, Lindbergh Kidnapping, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's father, making excuses, massive gaywad, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, Missouri, parasite, Periplaneta lohanis, remora, shitty parents, social climber, Space Shuttle Challenger, suckerfish, taking responsibility, the coke favored by Clan Lohan is neither a coal by-product nor a cola, unctuous pimp, vampire
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Californians Wisely Rethinking Marijuana Legalization
By Smaktakula You’ve got to hand it to the Cannabis Mafia–they almost pulled it off. They came dangerously close to fooling enough of the electorate to transform California into a patchouli paradise. Fortunately, it appears Californians have seen through the smokescreen. The media has … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, Health, Justice, National Events, Politics, Regional Politics
Tagged Adolf Hitler, African-Americans, cancer patients, cannabis, Cannabis Mafia, carnies, corporate douchebaggry, DARE, demon weed, dope, douchebaggery, Drugs Are Ruining Everything, drunken Irishmen, Fentanyl, fratboys, gateway drug, grass, hemp, hippies, Jack Daniels, Just Say No!, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, medical marijuana, morphine, OxyContin, patchouli, pot, pot smokers, potheads, rectal cancer, reefer, seriously--hippies are odious, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, smoke, Snoop Dogg, stinky people, sweet sweet cheeba, teetotalers, weed, white people, Willie Nelson
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