Category Archives: Drugs

Celebrating 40 Years Of Hallucinogens In Baseball

By Smaktakula On June 12th, 1970, Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates somehow managed to pitch a no-hitter while tripping his balls off on LSD.        As with any such feat, the success is not due to Ellis alone.  Without his teammates’ stellar … Continue reading

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Driving With Tommy Chong Not Necessarily A Death Sentence

Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its dangerous and irresponsible dream of universal stonerdom.     Shockingly, new data indicate that these media-savvy burnouts … Continue reading

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From CNN: Marijuana Plantations Feeding Europe’s Habit

Europe’s insatiable jones for the sweet, sweet cheeba has increased the demand for high-quality marijuana.  To meet this demand, peasant farmers in South America are growing cannabis in greater numbers.  These farmers claim that growing illegal marijuana is the only … Continue reading

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Some Portion Of Charlie Sheen’s Brain Miraculously Unravaged By Syphilis

Despicable wife-beater and inebriate Charlie Sheen has wisely chosen to stick with his awful show.          Promethean Times applauds Mr. Sheen’s decision to follow our advice.  Furthermore, we would like to remind readers that it couldn’t have been easy for the once-promising actor to accept the grim … Continue reading

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‘Choking Game’ Claims Victim; Promethean Times Urges Panic

By Smaktakula The hidden scourge of America’s youth has claimed another victim.  Erik Robinson died on April 20th after playing the ‘Choking Game.’  The rules of the game are sketchy, but it can be assumed that Robinson lost. A ghastly situation like this … Continue reading

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Pissing Away Money Is The New National Pastime

   Apparently taking to heart the concept of America spending its way out of recession, a NJ congressman is calling for a hearing regarding the use of tobacco Major League Baseball.          Rep. Frank Pallone (D-N.J.), who helms the energy and commerce health subcommittee, said … Continue reading

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Charlie Sheen Believes Hookers And Booze Fall Magically From The Sky

Well, they don’t, Charlie! Someone has to pay for them. Continue reading

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