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Category Archives: Political Correctness
Forgotten Author Renounces Ancient Religion
By Smaktakula Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism. This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Mythology, People, Political Correctness, Religion, Social Networking
Tagged Anne Rice, Anne Rice will burn in the lake of fire alongside Galileo Galilei and Madonna Ciccone, apostate, bodice-rippers, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, conversion for publicity, crimes against humanity, even werewolves have been ruined, forgotten authors, Hags, heterosexuality, homoeroticism, homoeroticism in vampire literature, Judaism, obscure celebrities, renounces, self-satisfied, stupid shit little girls like, tween romance, Twilight, vampire fiction, vampires
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Put Down The Crisco, Jabba!
The Center for Science in Public Interest wants you to know that it’s okay that you’re too stupid to make nutrition choices on your own, either for yourself or your children. That’s why the CSPI is threatening to sue McDonald’s, … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Culture, Duh, Food, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, People, Political Correctness
Tagged big fatso, Center for Science in Public Interest, customer of size, do-gooders, fat ass, fat people, Jabba the Hutt, McDonald's, nanny state, person of size, syphilitic monkeys, Two and a Half Men, Why am I so fat?
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All Men Are Created Equal (Not Really)
By Smaktakula For those who don’t know, a hate crime is a crime that is committed against a black, disabled, jewish or gay person that isn’t committed by a black, disabled, jewish or gay person. The distinction can be tricky. Simply hating … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, Culture, Justice, National Events, National Politics, People, Political Correctness, Race
Tagged black people, disabled people, gay people, hate crime, hate crime legislation, inequality under the law, Jewish people, laws, obscure celebrities, Pauly Shore, sentencing, The Wiez, untalented stars
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When Great-Grandma Is An Anti-Semite
Helen Thomas apologized for exercising her First Amendment rights, but she’s still out of a job. Why is an idea deemed heinous when voiced by a single, senile old bag, but excused away when expressed by the leader of a country with nuclear ambitions? … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Culture, Middle East, National Events, National Politics, People, Political Correctness, Politics, Relationships, Scandal, World Affairs
Tagged ageism, anti-semitism, Arbeit Macht Frei, comical despots, First Amendment, free speech, Helen Thomas, hypocrisy, Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, nuclear ambitions, press corps, scapegoating, senile old bag, Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!
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The Improved Order Of Red Men
By Smaktakula The Improved Order of Red Men is a fraternal organization founded in 1834 in Baltimore, Maryland. What quality is it that separates the improved red men from their pre-improvement brethren? Mostly whiteness, as it turns out. Share … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, History, Mythology, National Events, Political Correctness, Race, Relationships, Social Networking
Tagged Baltimore, Chief Joseph, fraternal organization, Improved Order of Red Men, Indians, Maryland, Native Americans, Nez Perce, Political Correctness, racism, Red Man 1.0, unimproved red men
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Steele Justice Comes Fast And Hard
Michael Steele takes swift and firm action on the Republican sex-club scandal that happened like two years ago or something. Papa Don’t Take No Mess. For More Than A Few Months, Anyway: FOXNews.com – Steele Fires Finance Directors Amid ‘Bondage … Continue reading