Category Archives: Political Correctness

The Skonk

By Smaktakula In preparation for our upcoming multi-part investigative series on modern whoredom, Skanks In The Crosshairs, the Promethean Times Research Staff spent hundreds of man-hours reading tabloids, clipping articles from old issues of People Magazine we’d liberated from dentists’ offices, and … Continue reading

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Forgotten Author Renounces Ancient Religion

By Smaktakula Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism.  This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still … Continue reading

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Still Not What You Were Looking For?

By Smaktakula In which we once again present some of the various search-engine keywords used to find Promethean Times. Some, we suspect, were not on purpose.  See our first installment here: Not What You Were Looking For?. live aid Geez, you put up … Continue reading

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Put Down The Crisco, Jabba!

The Center for Science in Public Interest wants you to know that it’s okay that you’re too stupid to make nutrition choices on your own, either for yourself or your children.      That’s why the CSPI is threatening to sue McDonald’s, … Continue reading

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Step Dancing Is For Everybody?–Not So Fast, White Girls

The people who don’t want white girls in step dancing would like you to know that they are merely preserving their proud cultural heritage, and despite so many marked similarities, are not at all like the evil bigots who strove to keep Jackie Robinson out of the Major Leagues. Continue reading

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NAACP Achieves Goal Of Attaching Racist Connotations To Every Expression Containing The Word ‘Black’

The Los Angeles Chapter of the NAACP broke out their Black Leadership Scowls recently to protest a Hallmark Card which they call racist.       The space-themed graduation card plays an audio track which, among other things, refers to black holes as ”ominous.”     Presumably, the NAACP regards … Continue reading

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All Men Are Created Equal (Not Really)

By Smaktakula For those who don’t know, a hate crime is a crime that is committed against a black, disabled, jewish or gay person that isn’t committed by a black, disabled, jewish or gay person. The distinction can be tricky.  Simply hating … Continue reading

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When Great-Grandma Is An Anti-Semite

Helen Thomas apologized for exercising her First Amendment rights, but she’s still out of a job.     Why is an idea deemed heinous when voiced by a single, senile old bag, but excused away when expressed by the leader of a country with nuclear ambitions?   … Continue reading

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The Improved Order Of Red Men

By Smaktakula The Improved Order of Red Men is a fraternal organization founded in 1834 in Baltimore, Maryland.        What quality is it that separates the improved red men from their pre-improvement brethren?  Mostly whiteness, as it turns out.         Share … Continue reading

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Steele Justice Comes Fast And Hard

Michael Steele takes swift and firm action on the Republican sex-club scandal that happened like two years ago or something. Papa Don’t Take No Mess.  For More Than A Few Months, Anyway: FOXNews.com – Steele Fires Finance Directors Amid ‘Bondage … Continue reading

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