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Revealed: Why John Adams Became President
By Smaktakula 1) He couldn’t play guitar. 2) Unlike his cousin Sam, a successful brewer to this day, he had no marketable skills. 3) His career as a psychic proved a bust when he made well-publicized but shitty predictions like this … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, History, Holiday, Humor, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships, Satire
Tagged guitar, Independence Day, John Adams, July 2nd, July 4th, lame presidents, marketable skills, President Adams, Samuel Adams, shitty psychics, Thomas Jefferson
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This Day In History: July 19, 1969 CE
On which Edward Moore Kennedy drowns his sorrows, then pays her parents $90K to put the distasteful and unfortunate affair behind him. At Least We Can All Agree That He Was No Skakel.
Posted in Crime, History, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged 1969, Camelot, champion of women's rights, Chappaquiddick Island, Dead Kennedys, Edward Moore Kennedy, July 19, Kennedy curse, Kennedy legacy, Lion of the Senate, Martha's Vinyard, Mary Jo Kopechne, Massachusetts, Michael Skakel, Senator Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, Teddy Kennedy, this day in history
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BP Reduced To Clutching At Silly-Straws
While BP’s ruptured well in the Gulf of Mexico continues to spew crude like Charlie Sheen on a runaway Tilt-O-Whirl, the nefarious petroleum giant’s brain trust has run bone-dry. In the early days of the crisis, BP’s Idea Men knew that to realize workable solutions, they would need to ask … Continue reading
Posted in Corporate Culture, Crime, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, National Politics, Places
Tagged Batman, BP, BP Oil Spill, brain trust, British Petroleum, Charlie Sheen, corporate douchebaggery, Deepwater Horizon, environment, first the Spice Girls and now this?, Giant Scissors, Gulf of Mexico, Macondo Blowout, nefarious petroleum giant, oh yeah 11 people died how about that?, oil, ridiculous ideas, ruptured well, Silly-Straws, that trick never works, WWBD?
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All Men Are Created Equal (Not Really)
By Smaktakula For those who don’t know, a hate crime is a crime that is committed against a black, disabled, jewish or gay person that isn’t committed by a black, disabled, jewish or gay person. The distinction can be tricky. Simply hating … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, Culture, Justice, National Events, National Politics, People, Political Correctness, Race
Tagged black people, disabled people, gay people, hate crime, hate crime legislation, inequality under the law, Jewish people, laws, obscure celebrities, Pauly Shore, sentencing, The Wiez, untalented stars
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When Great-Grandma Is An Anti-Semite
Helen Thomas apologized for exercising her First Amendment rights, but she’s still out of a job. Why is an idea deemed heinous when voiced by a single, senile old bag, but excused away when expressed by the leader of a country with nuclear ambitions? … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Culture, Middle East, National Events, National Politics, People, Political Correctness, Politics, Relationships, Scandal, World Affairs
Tagged ageism, anti-semitism, Arbeit Macht Frei, comical despots, First Amendment, free speech, Helen Thomas, hypocrisy, Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, nuclear ambitions, press corps, scapegoating, senile old bag, Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!
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From Hillbuzz: Tipper To Divorce ManBearPig
Another unintended consequence of Ragnarök. SHOCKER: Tipper to divorce ManBearPig � HillBuzz.
Posted in Critters, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships
Tagged Al Gore, Al Gore sleeps alone, An Inconvenient Truth, bedroom cooling, climate change, divorce, Environmental Chicken Littleism, environmentalism, fat people, gasbag, global warming, good move Tipper!, has-been, Hillbuzz, I'm super-serial!, laughingstock, ManBearPig, mid-life crisis, Ragnarok, scaremongering, search for meaning, search for relevance, separation, South Park, sweat act, Tipper Gore, Tipper leaving Al, Vice President Gore
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Steele Justice Comes Fast And Hard
Michael Steele takes swift and firm action on the Republican sex-club scandal that happened like two years ago or something. Papa Don’t Take No Mess. For More Than A Few Months, Anyway: FOXNews.com – Steele Fires Finance Directors Amid ‘Bondage … Continue reading
