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Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing
By Smaktakula Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, General Foolishness, National Events, North America, People, Relationships, Scandal, Social Networking
Tagged California, Christine Shreeve Hubbs, coming of age, Coo Coo Ca-Choo!, cougars, double standards, hot sex offenders, molestation, Mrs. Robinson, nice job Mom, sex and firearms, sexual predators, skankery, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, The Graduate
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CNN Refuses To Forget About Ted Stevens
By Smaktakula CNN’s piece, Former Sen. Ted Stevens Remembered, proves that even though the world has known of his death for a few hours now, he’s by no means forgotten.
Posted in Culture, History, National Events, People, Politics, Scandal
Tagged airplane, Alaska, CNN, corrupt politicians, corruption, death by airplane, former senator, not a big truck, obituary, plane crash, politicians, Republican Party, Senator Stevens, series of tubes, Ted Stevens, Ted Stevens is dead, untimely deaths
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Happy Thoughts For Tuesday: Thank God Michael Lohan Isn’t Your Dad
By Smaktakula In the tradition of such illustrious space-wasters as Brian “Kato” Kaelin and Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, unctuous pimp Michael Lohan has managed to keep food in his belly by crafting a persona famous for being semi-famous. Lohan, no doubt a subscriber to the maxim, “All Roads … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Hollywood, National Events, People, Relationships, Scandal, Social Networking, Television
Tagged avoiding responsibility, Bitch better have my money, bottom bitch, Branson, Brian Kaelin, Calcutta, cockroach, Dina Lohan, douchebaggery, famous for nothing, fare-dodgers, Fifteen Minutes of Fame, Frank Kapra, gaywads, gold digger, happy thoughts, India, It's A Wonderful Life, K-Fed, Kato Kaelin, Kevin Federline, LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!, LiLo, Lindbergh Baby, Lindbergh Kidnapping, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's father, making excuses, massive gaywad, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, Missouri, parasite, Periplaneta lohanis, remora, shitty parents, social climber, Space Shuttle Challenger, suckerfish, taking responsibility, the coke favored by Clan Lohan is neither a coal by-product nor a cola, unctuous pimp, vampire
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This Day In History: July 19, 1969 CE
On which Edward Moore Kennedy drowns his sorrows, then pays her parents $90K to put the distasteful and unfortunate affair behind him. At Least We Can All Agree That He Was No Skakel.
Posted in Crime, History, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged 1969, Camelot, champion of women's rights, Chappaquiddick Island, Dead Kennedys, Edward Moore Kennedy, July 19, Kennedy curse, Kennedy legacy, Lion of the Senate, Martha's Vinyard, Mary Jo Kopechne, Massachusetts, Michael Skakel, Senator Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, Teddy Kennedy, this day in history
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America’s Favorite White Trash Soap Opera Renewed For Another Season
‘Cause Bristol and Levi are back together, Y’all! The Odds Against Levi Dying A Natural Death Are Currently 14:1-Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston reveal engagement – TODAY People – TODAYshow.com. Smaktakula
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, National Events, People, Politics, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged Alaska, baby daddy, baby mama, Bristol Palin, engagement, hicks, Levi Johnston, rednecks, reunion, Sarah Palin, spectacle, white trash
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Happy Thoughts For Friday: Be Glad You’re Not This Guy
By Smaktakula Abusive inebriate John Wayne Bobbitt was such a cock-knocker that in 1993 his wife Lorena severed half his penis, hurling the bloody nugget into a field. The missing member was recovered after an exhaustive search, and the cock (by which we … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, General Foolishness, Health, History, Justice, National Events, People, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged abusive asshole, alcohol abuse, asshat, divorce, domestic violence, famous for nothing, happy thoughts, irony, John Wayne Bobbitt, Lorena Gallo Bobbitt, severed penis, spousal abuse
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Pakistanis Flogging The Little Infidel More Than Previously Thought
According to the peeping cybertoms at Google, there’s more to Pakistan than lawless wastelands ravaged by years upon years of soul-grinding warfare. Those proud Pashtuns are now able to call themselves the world leader in online searches involving pornographic terms. Pakistan is top dog … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Middle East, People, Relationships, Islam, Scandal
Tagged childish sexual innuendo, pornography, Pakistan, porno movies, sexual repression, sex, Google, Pakistani women, peeping cybertoms, aberrant sexual behavior, deviant behavior, camels, donkeys, bestiality
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Commercials We Do Not Like: Bush’s Original Baked Beans
By Smaktakula Jay Bush, the balding, squishy spokesperson for Bush’s Original Baked Beans seems like a nice enough guy. With his rounded, non-threatening contours and schlumpy, vulnerable charm, Bush is an able enough pitchman for his family’s product. Then there’s Duke, Bush’s golden retriever and sole … Continue reading
Posted in Commercials, Corporate Culture, Critters, General Foolishness, Justice, People, Relationships, Scandal, Television
Tagged animal companion, Bush Brothers and Company, Bush Family, Bush's Original Baked Beans, canine psychosis, commercials we do not like, curs, Duke, golden retriever, Great Dane, Jay Bush, treachery
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