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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?
By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Iraq religious leaders send out the ‘fashion police’ to stop people … ~ So they really have those? We thought that was just something … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Headlines, History, Religion, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged ADHD, Angelina Jolie, cat ladies, childish sexual innuendo, Chopin, Cynthia Cooper-Dyke, Damascus, fashion police, grass, Harry Styles, hemp, Iraq, Jennifer Aniston, marijuana, pot, reefer, Seattle, sweet sweet cheeba, the Exodus, Tony Award, Vermont, weed, women in combat
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Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On
By Smaktakula The world has lost two very special people in recent days, both of whom made significant contributions to popular culture and the arts. There will be others who will follow in the trails these men blazed and perhaps … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Literature, News
Tagged Africa, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, Chinua Acbebe, famous for nothing, film critics, low-brow entertainment, reality television, Roger Ebert, Shane Gandee, Things Fall Apart, those who can't do become critics
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Palm Sunday Papal Headlines
By Smaktakula In which we remark upon the headlines of articles we haven’t bothered to read, and pontificate upon a pontiff we know nothing about.¹ *** Pope Francis starts first full day as pontiff with prayer ~ He’s the fucking pope–he’s … Continue reading
Headlines 12.10.12
By Smaktakula In which we base our comments solely on the headlines. We leave the actual reading to society dames, old people and the friendless sissy boys who enjoy that kind of thing. *** 7 Reasons Your Neighbors Have More … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Science, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Albert Einstein, Alzheimer's, Baseball, Black Hawk Down, community college vs real college, Des Moines, great white shark, headlines, Hollywood, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Sandy, Jesus Juice, Nadya Suleman, New Orleans, New York City, Octomom, polio, pornography, Pussy Riot, redheads, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Somalia, United Nations, Weekly World News
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The Zeitgeist Has Forsaken Tardsie
By Tardsie The following recent conversation between my wife and I should illustrate the vast and yawning gulf that separates my psyche from the popular culture. I had just learned that an acquaintance of my in-laws had worked closely in … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, True-Ass Tales
Tagged American Idol, Andrew "Dice" Clay, country music, cultural wasteland, Faith Hill, Fugees, Lauryn Hill, low culture, Max Headroom, Pauly Shore, pop culture, Shania Twain, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, Tim McGraw, Tug McGraw, Why am I so not with it?, zeitgeist
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