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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics
Tagged ADHD, anti-semitism, Aryans, bad parents, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, cannabis, death by cop, death by gun, dope, Erin Moran, FDR, grass, great white shark, Happy Days, headlines, hemp, Idaho, illiteracy, indolence, Jews, marijuana, North Korea, Obamacare, Panda Express, police brutality, reefer, Reichstag Fire, Roger Ebert, safe sex, South Korea, South Korea > North Korea, sweet sweet cheeba, Teen Mom, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On
By Smaktakula The world has lost two very special people in recent days, both of whom made significant contributions to popular culture and the arts. There will be others who will follow in the trails these men blazed and perhaps … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Literature, News
Tagged Africa, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, Chinua Acbebe, famous for nothing, film critics, low-brow entertainment, reality television, Roger Ebert, Shane Gandee, Things Fall Apart, those who can't do become critics
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Tales Of The Dewey Presidency
By Tardsie You probably know by now that my hapless college friend Steve frequently found himself on the receiving end of innumerable pranks and other instances of only partially deserved churlishness. There were many times, however, when his particularly high-strung … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged Dwight Eisenhower, Harry S Truman, History, liars, outright lies, Steve, Thomas Dewey, with friends like these
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Gentlemen’s Clubs: De-Billed & Unfulfilled
By Tardsie The G-String Is A Poor Investment Vehicle
Posted in Entertainment, True-Ass Tales
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Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming
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On Proper Behavior While At The Theater
By Tardsie Ever been banned for life from a movie theater? Join the club.
Suck It, Las Vegas!
By Tardsie My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime performance by a band at the top of its game and comfortably on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Music, True-Ass Tales
Tagged cheap thrills, dope, Georgia, grass, hemp, Keanu Reeves, Las Vegas, marijuana, medical marijuana, Nebraska, neon hellhole, Nevada, Omaha, places that suck, Poland, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, vulgarity, weed, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so ugly?
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