Category Archives: Entertainment

Headlines: In Which No Puppies Were Harmed Or Abducted

By Smaktakula In which, armed with nothing more than a severely attenuated attention span and an ignorance both boundless and sublime, we respond to the news headlines of the day without bothering to first read the articles. *** Puppy survives after being … Continue reading

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Goat Mayo

By Tardsie Or why I’m such a good time to be around.

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Headlines: More News We Don’t Understand

By Smaktakula *** Ass-Talking! Ignorance! Intellectual Laziness! In which we respond to real headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Why nobody calls when you apply for a job ~ Because–and I mean this in the nicest way possible–you … Continue reading

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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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Headlines: Is There A Moose Under There?

By Smaktakula In which we roll around in a great big pile of our own ignorance. *** 16 Grossest Things Parents Do for Their Kids ~ Bird parents puke down their kids’ throats. Try topping that. In the mood for love? Signs … Continue reading

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More Things We Believe

By Tardsie *** If you find yourself in agreement with your political party more than 90% of the time, we believe that your unwillingness to engage in critical thought should preclude you from talking about politics except with similarly myopic … Continue reading

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Headlines: Get On Your Knees And Fight Like A Man

By Smaktakula You can read the articles if you want. We didn’t. We’re just talking about the headlines. *** 11 Social Security Mistakes People Make ~ The biggest one is assuming it will meet your post-retirement financial needs. That’s not a joke. … Continue reading

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