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Sorry, Bro–Have Some Band-Aids
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We have preempted our previously scheduled feature Untruth & Consequences: I’m Tardsie, And I’m An Alcoholic Apparently so that we may bring you this very special apology: Promethean Times regrets the exceedingly poor judgement which contributed to … Continue reading
Suck It, Las Vegas!
By Tardsie My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime performance by a band at the top of its game and comfortably on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Music, True-Ass Tales
Tagged cheap thrills, dope, Georgia, grass, hemp, Keanu Reeves, Las Vegas, marijuana, medical marijuana, Nebraska, neon hellhole, Nevada, Omaha, places that suck, Poland, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, vulgarity, weed, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so ugly?
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Saluting America’s Forgotten Veterans: The KISS Army
By Smaktakula In the years since the cacophonous guns of the Western Front fell silent on November 11th, 1918, ending the ‘War to End All Wars,’¹ humanity has sought to mark this anniversary by paying tribute to those men and women who … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Music
Tagged 1918, Abraham Lincoln, Armistice Day, coast guard, Great War, KISS, KISS Army, Marines, United States Air Force, United States Army, United States of America, US Navy, World War One, WWI
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Pitiable Novelty Rapper Not Dead After All
By Smaktakula Fans of music and of culture in general were shocked by the news that tiresome rapper/plagiarist Vanilla Ice still lives. The music world had been abuzz in recent days over happy rumors that the grating space-waster had died, … Continue reading
Time Has Made A Liar Of MC Hammer
By Smaktakula After assuring us that he was too legit to do any such thing–MC Hammer quit. You Remind Me Of A Real Short Story/One Hit Record And You Start To Bore Me ∞ T.
This Day In History: May 4th, 1970 CE
On which the simmering combination of angry anti-war protesters and nervous Ohio National Guardsmen reaches a violent boil, inspiring a great Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song. Four dead in O-Hi-O. ∞T.
