Category Archives: News

Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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Headlines: Shaking And Stirred

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate our awe-inspiring ignorance by commenting on the headlines to articles we can’t be bothered to read. *** The Reasons Kim and Kanye Picked The Name “ North ” May Surprise You ~ So it isn’t … Continue reading

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Headlines: We’re Not Laughing, Ricky

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate ignorance by responding to the headlines of news articles we have not bothered to read. *** What We Lost When J.F.K. Died ~ Our reluctance to embrace wacky conspiracy theories. Rain Forest Plants Race to Outrun … Continue reading

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More Things We Believe

By Tardsie *** If you find yourself in agreement with your political party more than 90% of the time, we believe that your unwillingness to engage in critical thought should preclude you from talking about politics except with similarly myopic … Continue reading

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Headlines: Get On Your Knees And Fight Like A Man

By Smaktakula You can read the articles if you want. We didn’t. We’re just talking about the headlines. *** 11 Social Security Mistakes People Make ~ The biggest one is assuming it will meet your post-retirement financial needs. That’s not a joke. … Continue reading

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Headlines: Eat Like A Bird

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without bothering to first read the stories. *** What does it really feel like to fall out of a building? ~ It hurts real bad. How ACL Injuries Are Detected on the … Continue reading

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Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On

By Smaktakula The world has lost two very special people in recent days, both of whom made significant contributions to popular culture and the arts. There will be others who will follow in the trails these men blazed and perhaps … Continue reading

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