Category Archives: Philosophy

Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Tomorrow

By Tardsie   Through no fault of my own, my brain is hardwired for optimism. I’ve been this way as long as I can remember. I tend to believe that things in my life will generally play out favorably, and that … Continue reading

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Goat Mayo

By Tardsie Or why I’m such a good time to be around.

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Headlines: More News We Don’t Understand

By Smaktakula *** Ass-Talking! Ignorance! Intellectual Laziness! In which we respond to real headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Why nobody calls when you apply for a job ~ Because–and I mean this in the nicest way possible–you … Continue reading

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I’m An Ass, And I’m Sorry

By Tardsie Man, you have no idea how many times I find myself saying or thinking that. Have a great weekend, folks!

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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before

By Tardsie The Crush: It wasn’t love, but it was something like it; a one-sided stage rehearsal for the real thing. I ached for you; you know that now. It made me laugh a little to find out years later … Continue reading

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My Missing Medal

By Smaktakula Sometimes, when you mention a grievance or accomplishment, large or small, some would-be-funnyman will pipe up, “Do you want a medal or something?” Next time this happens, tell him, “You’re goddamn right I want a medal. Let’s have … Continue reading

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