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Category Archives: Religion
Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?
By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Iraq religious leaders send out the ‘fashion police’ to stop people … ~ So they really have those? We thought that was just something … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Stupidity, History, Culture, Crime, Religion, Sport, Headlines
Tagged ADHD, Angelina Jolie, cat ladies, childish sexual innuendo, Chopin, Cynthia Cooper-Dyke, Damascus, fashion police, grass, Harry Styles, hemp, Iraq, Jennifer Aniston, marijuana, pot, reefer, Seattle, sweet sweet cheeba, the Exodus, Tony Award, Vermont, weed, women in combat
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Palm Sunday Papal Headlines
By Smaktakula In which we remark upon the headlines of articles we haven’t bothered to read, and pontificate upon a pontiff we know nothing about.¹ *** Pope Francis starts first full day as pontiff with prayer ~ He’s the fucking pope–he’s … Continue reading
Come On, We All Do It
By Tardsie Sometimes, when I’m on a long drive by myself, I like to turn the radio dial to a contemporary Christian station, only I imagine that I don’t know it’s really a Christian station, and see how long I … Continue reading
Posted in Religion, True-Ass Tales
Tagged Christian radio, driving, Jesus, things to do when you're incredibly bored
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Christmas Fun!
By Smaktakula Hark the Herald! Q: Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children? A: Because he only comes once a year, and that’s down the chimney. *** Q: What did the inner-city kid get for Christmas? A: My bike. *** … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Culture, Religion
Tagged blasphemy, Christmas, fun with stereotypes, Merry Christmas!, Pinocchio, true meanings of holidays
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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliph, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, South Africa, the Donald
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Keg-Stands With Jesus
By Tardsie Growing up in a fundamentalist environment, you can bet I’ve seen a lot of proselytizing. From missionaries converting the heathens in countries far and wide to In-N-Out’s Bible verse-emblazoned cups to the dude who used to treat football … Continue reading
Posted in History, Religion
Tagged athiesm, Christ Crashers, Christianity, drugs, Evangelicals, house party, Jesus of Nazareth, raves, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales
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Hatey-Hate-Hate: What It Is And What It Ain’t
By Tardsie Or, How I Learned To Stop Thinking And Talk Louder Nothing feels so good as being on the right side of an issue. You’re for gay marriage, and you want the whole world to know (in fact, that’s … Continue reading
Sacred Cow Flop
By Smaktakula We all know it can be pretty hard to offend a zealot. The world’s great religions have shown time and time again that they can take a joke, and value speech and open expression far more than they cling … Continue reading
When Your Day Is Gray And Full Of Suck
By Smaktakula Oh boy–are you guys in for a treat! We’ve enlisted the services of the Rev. Hubris B. Buchanan, author of such books as San Francisco: The New Gomorrah and The Fiery Pits of Hell: Why You’ll End Up … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Religion
Tagged audio posts, audiobooks ruin lives, Reverend Hubris B. Buchanan, skanks
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