Category Archives: Stupidity

Headlines: In Which No Puppies Were Harmed Or Abducted

By Smaktakula In which, armed with nothing more than a severely attenuated attention span and an ignorance both boundless and sublime, we respond to the news headlines of the day without bothering to first read the articles. *** Puppy survives after being … Continue reading

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Profiles in Loutishness

By Tardsie Ever wonder just how a gentleman should never act? I nailed it one time. All these years later, I still cringe. ♥ T.

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Mea Culpa: 55 Cent

By Tardsie In which amends cannot be made. Note: Any comments about my headwear will rightly taken as an insult to my proud cultural heritage and an affront to the land of my fathers. And you should know that, historically, those people … Continue reading

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The Aging Gunslinger

By Tardsie I drank a lot when I was younger. Too much, I guess. I enjoyed the consciousness-altering aspect of  booze, and for a while, there was a novelty to getting fucked-up. When, as is the nature of novelty, it … Continue reading

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Fresh Socks For Homeless Walter

By Tardsie My encounters with police officers have largely been, if not pleasant, then at least hassle-free. It helps that I’m friendly, polite, and never in my life more caucasian than when I talk to a cop. I think most cops are pretty decent … Continue reading

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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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Christmas vs. The Family

By Smaktakula Some songs enrich our lives; others shatter them.

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