Category Archives: Religion

Forgotten Author Renounces Ancient Religion

By Smaktakula Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism.  This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still … Continue reading

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The Secret Origin Of Westboro Baptist’s Fred Phelps

By Smaktakula Late August, 1951 The piece of Phelpsicana included below, the Westboro Baptist Church’s earliest slogan, helps to shed light on Phelps’ bizarre devolution:

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Pakistanis Flogging The Little Infidel More Than Previously Thought

According to the peeping cybertoms at Google, there’s more to Pakistan than lawless wastelands ravaged by years upon years of soul-grinding warfare.  Those proud Pashtuns are now able to call themselves the world leader in online searches involving pornographic terms.        Pakistan is top dog … Continue reading

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Mullah v. Mullet

It is incorrect to say that we have banned offensive Western hairstyles. Rather, as in the case of the mullet and fauxhawk, two particularly odious hairstyles, we have banned offensive hairstyles which happen to be Western. Continue reading

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This Day In History: July 8, 1994 CE

Kim Il-sung, North Korea’s Great Leader and instigator of the Korean War, dies of a heart attack at 82.

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Buzzkill Judge Ruins Awesome Saudi Kegger

A real-life version of the movie Footloose played out recently in Saudi Arabia. Unlike the cinematic version, the Wahabi version did not end with the creaky town elders learning to loosen up and have a little fun once in a while. Also, no glitter. Continue reading

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People Actually Believe That? Ramtha And The Lizard-Beasts Of Mt. Rainier

Giant lizards are lurking under Mt. Rainier, biding their time. Continue reading

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Promethean Short Short Stories: Cain’s Offering

By Smaktakula Directed more by some entropic and unknowable inertia than by free will, Dora felt herself take two uncomprehending steps backward until her backside met the stove, which squealed briefly in protest. The smoking gun in her right hand was spent and had … Continue reading

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Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding

Seriously, there isn’t a thing we could do or say that would make this any more batshit crazy. Make Sure You’re Facing East When You Do It: Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding – AOL News. Smaktakula 

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Brilliant, Dirty Weirdo Said To Have Proved The Existence Of God

Not content to rest on his laurels after conquering the Poincaré Conjecture, Promethean Times’ favorite brilliant, dirty weirdo has apparently gone all metaphyisical.  According to a pal, Grigori Perelman believes he has proven the existence of God.       This information may be suspect, however.  … Continue reading

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