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Forgotten Author Renounces Ancient Religion
By Smaktakula Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism. This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Mythology, People, Political Correctness, Religion, Social Networking
Tagged Anne Rice, Anne Rice will burn in the lake of fire alongside Galileo Galilei and Madonna Ciccone, apostate, bodice-rippers, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, conversion for publicity, crimes against humanity, even werewolves have been ruined, forgotten authors, Hags, heterosexuality, homoeroticism, homoeroticism in vampire literature, Judaism, obscure celebrities, renounces, self-satisfied, stupid shit little girls like, tween romance, Twilight, vampire fiction, vampires
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The Secret Origin Of Westboro Baptist’s Fred Phelps
By Smaktakula Late August, 1951 The piece of Phelpsicana included below, the Westboro Baptist Church’s earliest slogan, helps to shed light on Phelps’ bizarre devolution:
Posted in Christianity, Cinema, Constitutional Issues, Culture, Hollywood, People, Relationships, Religion, Social Networking
Tagged bigotry, Brokeback Mountain, closeted homosexual, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, I wish I could quit you, judge not lest ye be judged, let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Phelpsicana, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Westboro Baptist Church, you got a real purty mouth
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Archbishop Okay With Honor-Killings, But Draws The Line At Pedophilia
By Smaktakula Rowan Wilson, the Archbishop of Canterbury, maintains that the Catholic Church in Ireland has lost “all credibility” over the widespread allegations of abuse by the clergy. However, the attention-seeking cleric’s credibility has been many times called into question … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Crime, Culture, People, Political Correctness, Religion, Scandal, World Affairs
Tagged Archbishop of Canterbury, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, hypocrisy, lost all credibility, pedophile priests, Rowan Wilson, Sharia law, you got a real purty mouth
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Priest’s Holocaust Comparison Deemed Improper
By Smaktakula Whose Holocaust is it anyway? During his Good Friday address from the Vatican, the Pope’s personal preacher likened attacks on the church and the pope to the horrors of the Holocaust. Paraphrasing a Jewish friend’s letter, Father Raniero … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Culture, History, Religion
Tagged anti-semitism, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Father Raniero Cantalamessa, free speech, genocide, Holocaust, Holocaust comparisons, hypocrisy, molestation, Nazis, Political Correctness, Ragnarok, real Nazis were pretty fucking awful, Soup Nazi
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Village Massacres Shake Uneasy Nigeria
Muslims & Christians in Nigeria just can’t play nice. Continue reading
Posted in Africa, Christianity, Crime, Islam, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged Christianity, Christians, George Clooney, Goodluck Jonathan, Green Day, Islam, James Bond, muslims, Niger, Nigeria, Nigerian massacre, U2, village massacres, Wall Street Journal, WSJ
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Times Online: Turkey Recalls Ambassador After US Genocide Vote
Despite pleas from the Obama Administration, the House Committee on Foreign Affairs has voted to label Turkey’s 1915 pogrom against Armenians as a genocide. From a strategic standpoint, this is madness. The Turks have already made clear their feelings on … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Christianity, Europe, History, Islam, Justice, Middle East, Military, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged 1915, Armenia, Armenian Genocide, Armenian Holocaust, genocide, House Committee on Foreign Affairs, Islam, Islamic Republic, massacre, Muslim, Ottoman Empire, pogrom, Turkey, Turkish, Turks, United States of America, US Ambassador
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AP Writer Claims Republicans In a Tizzy Over RINO Scott Brown
A possible Republitizzy. According to Glen Johnson of the AP, the Republican faithful have branded Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown a ‘Benedict’ after voting with the Democrats on a recent jobs bill. Much ado about nothing, I suspect. I haven’t seen … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, History, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics, Social Networking
Tagged Abraham Lincoln, AP, Benedict, big government, Christian ideology, Christian policy, Democrats, Drudge Report, Glen Johnson, jobs bill, Know-Nothing Party, Massachusetts, personal liberty, Republican in name only, Republicans, republitizzy, RINO, Ronald Reagan, Scott Brown, small government, Theodore Roosevelt, Washington Post, Whig Party
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Apparently, Noah’s Ark Was Circular
And, if I’ve got my facts straight, it melts your face to look upon it. For a less dubious appraisal, read this: Relic reveals Noah’s ark was circular | UK news | The Guardian.
Posted in Christianity, Critters, History, Mythology, Religion, The Bible
Tagged Ark of the Covenant, Guardian UK, jackalope, Noah's Ark, Raiders of the Lost Ark, unicorn
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