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Pakistanis Flogging The Little Infidel More Than Previously Thought
According to the peeping cybertoms at Google, there’s more to Pakistan than lawless wastelands ravaged by years upon years of soul-grinding warfare. Those proud Pashtuns are now able to call themselves the world leader in online searches involving pornographic terms. Pakistan is top dog … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Islam, Middle East, People, Relationships, Scandal
Tagged aberrant sexual behavior, bestiality, camels, childish sexual innuendo, deviant behavior, donkeys, Google, Pakistan, Pakistani women, peeping cybertoms, porno movies, pornography, sex, sexual repression
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Mullah v. Mullet
It is incorrect to say that we have banned offensive Western hairstyles. Rather, as in the case of the mullet and fauxhawk, two particularly odious hairstyles, we have banned offensive hairstyles which happen to be Western. Continue reading
Posted in Art, Culture, General Foolishness, Human Rights, Humor, Islam, Middle East, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged anti-Israel policy, anti-semitism, business up front, David Beckham, Emil Haagerdäddi, fashion police, fauxhawks, Iran, Iranian National Soccer Team, Jews, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, mullahcracy, mullahs, mulletards, mulletocracy, mullets, odious hairstyles, party in the back, religious fanatacism, religious intolerance, soccer mullets, that trick never works, The Achy-Breaky, thuggish jackbootery, wacky mullahs
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Buzzkill Judge Ruins Awesome Saudi Kegger
A real-life version of the movie Footloose played out recently in Saudi Arabia. Unlike the cinematic version, the Wahabi version did not end with the creaky town elders learning to loosen up and have a little fun once in a while. Also, no glitter. Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Human Rights, Islam, Middle East, People, Politics, Relationships, Religion, Social Networking, World Affairs
Tagged adult breast-feeding, Arrakis, backwater shithole, buzzkill, Footloose, Ha'il, intolerance, Islamic law, John Lithgow, lashing, Muhammad, mullahcracy, punishment, Saudi Arabia, Saudi clerics, Sharia law, town elders, wacky mullahs, Wahabi
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Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding
Seriously, there isn’t a thing we could do or say that would make this any more batshit crazy. Make Sure You’re Facing East When You Do It: Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding – AOL News. Smaktakula
Posted in Culture, Food, Health, Islam, Middle East, People, Relationships, Religion
Tagged adult breast-feeding, batshit crazy, dirty pillows, lactating, Milk Mullahs, mommy issues, Oedipus Rex, Saudi clerics, wacky mullahs, WTF?
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From ABC News: Arab Reaction To Muslim Miss USA
Tighten Your Turbans: Arab Reaction to Miss USA Winner Rima Fakih – ABC News.
Posted in Culture, Games, General Foolishness, Islam, National Events, People, Race, Scandal, Television
Tagged ABC News, Arab Americans, Arabs, beauty pageant, beauty pageants objectify women!, Detroit, Islam, Lebanese Americans, Miss USA, muslims, pole dancing, Rima Fakih, scandal, The Great Satan, your mother must be very proud
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Village Massacres Shake Uneasy Nigeria
Muslims & Christians in Nigeria just can’t play nice. Continue reading
Posted in Africa, Christianity, Crime, Islam, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged Christianity, Christians, George Clooney, Goodluck Jonathan, Green Day, Islam, James Bond, muslims, Niger, Nigeria, Nigerian massacre, U2, village massacres, Wall Street Journal, WSJ
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They’ve Got The Wrong Gadahn Guy!
Reports Of Azzam al-Amriki’s Capture Have Proved To Be Exaggerated Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Crime, Islam, Military, National Events, People, Terrorism, World Affairs
Tagged Adam Gadahn, al Qaeda, al Qaeda stooge, American al Qaeda, Azzam al-Amriki, Islam, mistaken identity, muslims, Pakistan, propaganda, propagandist, syphilitic frogs, traitor, treason, United States of America, US-born al Qaeda, Yahya Majadin Adams
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Times Online: Turkey Recalls Ambassador After US Genocide Vote
Despite pleas from the Obama Administration, the House Committee on Foreign Affairs has voted to label Turkey’s 1915 pogrom against Armenians as a genocide. From a strategic standpoint, this is madness. The Turks have already made clear their feelings on … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Christianity, Europe, History, Islam, Justice, Middle East, Military, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged 1915, Armenia, Armenian Genocide, Armenian Holocaust, genocide, House Committee on Foreign Affairs, Islam, Islamic Republic, massacre, Muslim, Ottoman Empire, pogrom, Turkey, Turkish, Turks, United States of America, US Ambassador
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From Times Online: Muslim Woman Refuses Body Scan
An unnamed Muslim woman at Manchester Airport in the UK is thought to be the first person to refuse a mandatory body scan. Rather than submit to the scan, the woman forfeited her plane ticket. Promethean Times wholeheartedly supports this … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Europe, Islam, Political Correctness, Religion, Terrorism, World Affairs
Tagged air travel, body scan, Islam, Islamic faith, Manchester Airport, muslims, religious freedom, security, UK, United Kingdom
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