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Manny Ramirez Now Chicago’s Problem
By Smaktakula The Chicago White Sox claimed Manny Ramirez on Monday off waivers from the Los Angeles Dodgers. The White Sox hope that the rapidly aging abuser of female fertility hormones will be able to deliver enough with his bat … Continue reading
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Tagged American League, anabolic steroids, Baseball, baseball trades, cheaters, Chicago White Sox, cleared waivers, female fertility hormones, good riddance, human choronic gonadotrophin, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, Manny Ramirez, Minnesota Twins, MLB, National League, really huge knockers
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Douche Honored In Only Place That Will Have Him
By Smaktakula Bud Selig, the Commissioner of Major League Baseball and former owner of baseball’s vestigial Milwaukee Brewers, is immortalized in bronze outside of Miller Park. Observers called this a testament to Milwaukee’s desperation for recognition beyond alcohol-related infamy. Selig’s is … Continue reading
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Tagged Aaaaaaaaay!, Allan Huber Selig, Arthur Fonzarelli, Atlanta Braves, Baseball, Bud Selig, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, Fonzie, Hank Aaaron, Major League Baseball, Miller Park, Milwaukee Braves, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, Paul Molitor, Robin Yount, statue, the Comedian, the Fonz, the Watchmen
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Not What You Were Looking For? Episode Three: The Search For Cock
By Smaktakula Presenting the third installment in our wildly popular series: Not What You Were Looking For? In which we list some of the search engine terms (indicated in bold) by which you found us, and for which you should rightly be ashamed. You … Continue reading
Posted in Baseball, Crime, Critters, Culture, Drug Culture, General Foolishness, Music, People, Race, Sports, World Affairs
Tagged 19th Century French Literature, bovine-on-human violence, Cat in the Hat, CDSA, childish sexual innuendo, China, cock, CockBlog, comical despots, comical spelling errors, Confessions of an America-Hating Man-Jezebel, craptastic eatery, curs, Donkey Kong, douchebaggery, dreadlocks, drugs, Duke, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, fat people, female anatomy, Freddie Mercury, Fugeeman, George Sherrill, happy thoughts, hot and cold running chicks, Irene Folstrom, Islam, Jay Bush, Jean Valjean, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, K2, Les Miserables, madness, marijuana, Mauritanian Meat-Sword, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, Miley Cyrus, not what you were looking for?, old people, Olive Garden, Pakistan, pastaphilia, Pauly Shore, penis, penis-based racism, people of size, phallophilia, poor spelling, racism, rastaphilia, rave culture, Reverend Fred Phelps, Ruminations of a Junkie for Politics, senior citizens, sexy nurses, skankery, skankism, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, Smaktakula's troubling insecurity, Soylent Green, sweet sweet cheeba, the knacker, treachery, Turkish Tool, unctuous pimp, vagina, Victor Hugo, violence, virile He-Man, waddling grotesquery, Walt Stoelting, weed, Why am I so fat?, Wyclef Jean, your mother must be very proud
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Update: George Sherrill
By Smaktakula No change, folks–still a douche. Profiles In Suckery: ERA 7.48 IP 21.2 ER 18 BB 17 SO 12 BLSV 3* The difference between George Sherrill and a Little League second-stringer? That shitty beard. We’ll keep you posted. * … Continue reading
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Tagged coughing up runs, douchebaggery, George Sherrill, hypocrisy, idiot bloggers who take sports too seriously, incompetent boobery, jackassery, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, relief pitcher, that shitty beard too!, The Brim Reaper, YOU SUCK!
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George Sherrill Is A Douche
You might not know who this guy is . . . . . . but you’re gonna have to trust us. This guy sweats douchebaggery from his pores.
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Tagged assclown, Baseball, douchebaggery, George Sherrill, liability, Los Angeles Dodgers, loser, relief pitcher, that shitty beard too!, The Brim Reaper
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Celebrating 40 Years Of Hallucinogens In Baseball
By Smaktakula On June 12th, 1970, Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates somehow managed to pitch a no-hitter while tripping his balls off on LSD. As with any such feat, the success is not due to Ellis alone. Without his teammates’ stellar … Continue reading
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Tagged acid, Baseball, Dock Ellis, dose, drugs, fry, hallucinogens, I can see through time, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, no-hitter, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Diego Padres, substance abuse, trippin' balls, tripping, trips
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Milton Bradley Is Batshit Crazy
Milton Bradley has asked for some time off from the Seattle Mariners to focus on his personal issues. Get well soon, Dear Friend.
